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candyfucker 

candyfucker a combination of candyass and fucker one who is weak and cowardly is a afraid to take risks or do things out of the norm
randy was to busy being a candyfucker to ask her out and he missed his chance to get the girl
candyfucker by littlejimmie May 23, 2019

Candy Cock 

A Child Molester, Some Who Dates People Alot Younger Than Them. Basically A Paedophile In Some Way Or Another.
"Look at that fucking candy cock wif the five year old girlfriend"

"Candy Cocked mother fucker, gimme mah sheeeet"

candycore 

Candycore's a way of life dealing with bright clothing, bright colored bracelets and other accessories, bright died hair and usually braided, raving, just doing childish things, its kind of like a japanese punk style cause it looks visual but its based around a bright color pattern. They can be overly sexual and go to anime conventions sometimes. its more of a hidden lifestyle, since there are more juggalo's and emo's then there are of them.
Astrid Haven, if you see a raver with real bright dreadlocks that's candycore, like i said they go to anime conventions. kingdom hearts has traces of it, puffy amiyumi are slightly candycore.
candycore by Yushiki June 23, 2006

Candyfork 

Where a man puts sugar on his penis and sticks it inside her.
Ma'am, can I candyfork you?
Candyfork by All I wanna do is Zoom November 2, 2017
1. a holloween candy

2. When you rub your penis on a girls backfat titties.
Hey baby, you wanna nibble on my candycorn?

Id love to candycorn that bitch!
candycorn by The Luke21 January 2, 2008

cattycocked 

An object that is out of plum or unlevel.
Jim built his house all cattycocked
cattycocked by roy December 1, 2004
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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