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When circumstances consistently deviate from expectations, resulting in setbacks or failures. It can be frustrating at the time, but it is usually something you can laugh about later.
Chad- "Why are you so late?"
Jonathan- "I slept through my alarm this morning, then I split my cereal down my favourite top, and then I missed my bus!"
Chad- "woah you've had quite the canoncondria"
canoncondria by Libby.E May 14, 2024
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Canoncondria 

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When circumstances consistently deviate from expectations, resulting in setbacks or failures. It can be frustrating at the time, but it is usually something you can laugh about later.
Chad- "Why are you so late?"
Johnathan- "I slept through my alarm this morning, then I split my cereal down my favourite top, and then I missed my bus!"
Chad- "Oh that was quite the canoncondria!"
Canoncondria by Libby.E May 14, 2024
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canoncondria 

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When circumstances consistently deviate from expectations, resulting in setbacks or failures. It can be frustrating at the time, but it is usually something you can laugh about later.
Chad- "Why are you so late?"
Jonathan- "I slept through my alarm this morning, then I split my cereal down my favourite top, and then I missed my bus!"
Chad- "woah you've had quite the canoncondria"
canoncondria by Libby.E May 14, 2024

canoncondria 

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When circumstances consistently stray from expectations, resulting in setbacks or failures. It can be frustrating at the time, but it is usually something you can laugh about later.
Chad- "Why are you so late?"
Jonathan- "I slept through my alarm this morning, then I split my cereal down my favourite top, and then I missed my bus!"
Chad- "woah you've had quite the canoncondria"
canoncondria by Libby.E May 14, 2024
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