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Protestant religious ministers are often called pastors. A pastor is a man (or a woman) that leads a congregation of believers and has the power to bless and administer the Holy Eucharist, among several other jobs. A pastor is the Protestant equivilent of Roman Catholic priest.
Our pastor studied at Gettysburg Lutheran Seminary.

If you need some spiritual or ever mortal advice or help, you should see your pastor.
by talkshow_on_mute February 14, 2005
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Pastor is wonderful, funny, intelligent, sweet, and sexy. He can get girls just by looking at them. His current friends are Calvin, Rico, Marcus, and son just to name a few. His intellect is beyond human comprehension. He is also an undercover ninja trained in the arts of taijutsu, ninjutsu, Genjutsu, Fūinjutsu, Senjutsu, and he also has multiple Kekkei genkai abilities and multiple Dōjutsus. He is known as the most powerful ninja to ever walk on this earth.
Damn! That must be a Pastor
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a Pastor is someone who preaches the Gospel, the word Pastor also mean shepherd because the people he teach are compared to sheep in the Bible.
Guy1: Hey did you go to that church conference?

Guy2: Yeah, I actually saw my Pastor

Guy1: that's awesome
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Pass-tor (n) middle english 1) an ignorant sonofabitch with a Bass boat; 2) a letch who gropes the loins and lucious breasts of Sunday school girls; 3) a man of god who doesn't file income tax returns; and 4) all of the above.
The new pastor porked all the deacon's daughters.
by hoze August 11, 2004
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Person who legally steals desperate people's money, and will strangely go to heaven.
Also see thief
Look, the pastor bought an Escalade
by Victor Giron November 19, 2007
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