Campanion

Combination of "camp" and "companion" meaning a gay friend. Usually a male who hangs around with a heterosexual female. An essential accessory since the success of Will & Grace.

"Holy shit Francine who's the new man ? You two are such a sweet couple."

"We are soo not a couple! Can't you tell Justin's totally gay?! Just look at how coordinated his outfit is."

"Ah my bad, campanions are dope."