callards

a pair of trousers. rhyming slang. callard and bowsers

i just got myself a new pair of callards

by dandyliver July 31, 2012

These Collards Don't Run Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with collard greens

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the These Collards Don't Run Burger, it's served with collard greens!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

cullards

another name for people who were formerly of the n-word status, until that word was formally declared to be dead and buried during the summer of 2007. Not to be cornfused with COLLARD greens.

Boy, give dem cullards an inch and they'll run over the hull country!

by jimmiedavurdmeister December 9, 2008

Collards

What white girls call collard greens.

black guy: what did you get as your side?
white girl: collards.
black guy: hahahahahah...what?????? Say that again.

by fght4yrmnd January 14, 2011

Callard

An individual lacking in IQ and in everyday life behaves and acts like an absolute cunt, this word has it origins in law enforcement.

That bloke over there is a right callard!

by Dr Andrew Darwen July 19, 2025

Josh Callard

A typical dick who you would like to punch in face. Then chop off his dick and shove it up his ass untill it come out his mouth. He can be compared to emo Hitler. Also the type of person who changes their sexuality ever 5 seconds. The type of person who backstabs friends and forces them to still be fucking friends. He is truly a bitch ass anal cunt. (He is also really transphobic)

For example:fucking hell dude don't be such a josh callard.

by Josh callard February 27, 2019