CAPTARD 

Someone who uses random ALL CAPS to make a point.

eg "Dan is such a captard - he sent me another 'ABSOLUTELY IMPERATIVE' email."

CAPTARD by captaincaptard March 4, 2008

captard 

n.(khaptard)
1) An annoying bastard who continuously and unapologetically types in caps lock.

"I CAN USE CAPS NE TIME I WANT ITSA FREE KUNTRY1111111!!!!"

captard by Dirry July 7, 2005

Captard 

A CAPitalist reTARD

Capitalist: *using reason*
Leftist: Oh you Captard
(Dont take it personally please)

Captard by CharlemagneTheGreat November 24, 2020

caltard 

Basically the same thing as avetard and cottard but these people reside at the Callaway Apartments in Norman. These people are dumber than a rock and just as useless as avetards. Most of them also go to the University of Oklahoma which also makes them an OU tard.

Aye bruh, the caltard wants to hang out tonight, should I just say no?

caltard by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

Catarded

The state of being canadian and retarded simultaneously.

“Dude that jimmy boy is catarded.”

Catarded by ZACHERY SNYDER March 13, 2019

camptard 

In battlefield 3, Camptards are campers who normally uses the recon kit and camps at the corner of the map, at its own spawn point and not capturing the objectives or supporting the front line.

Despite the fact that Camptards not being helpful by not capturing objectives, low score and also the main reason making their own team lose, they always like to think that they are badass pros players just by comparing the number of kills/deaths to others and calling his own team mates noobs in the process blaming other players rather themself.

And also recently in Battlefield 3 forums there a huge number of camptards are whining and bitching that recon kit are not good enough and demand to make it god like.

Assault Solider: What the Fuck?! Why there are only 5 of us are taking objectives and the rest of the campers are not helping, our team is going to lose!

Camptard: ROFL you are a noob i got 32 kills and 1 death. While you have only 18 kills and 20 deaths.

Assault Solider: look the score, you not even helping us to capture any objectives.

Camptard: LOL you are retarded noob just look at the kills deaths ratio.

Assault Solider:.............

camptard by SIedgeHammer November 10, 2011

craptard

One who displays substandard intelligence while simultaneously being "full of crap."

adj: craptarded

My schedual didn't say I was supposed to work today! The manager is such a craptard.

craptard by Pan-Chan November 30, 2003

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023