callblock 

Callblock

When you take your phone out your pocket to make a call, see you've got a text, read the text and then put your phone away without making the call.

It's a bit like being cockblocked but you want to make a call and you get led away by a trickster of a text.

I'm just going to ring Jim. Hmmm there's a text here off Dan. Huh no I don't want to hear about his Japan exploits tut tut (puts phone back in pocket)

Damn just callblocked myself!

callblock by thewhackcat March 19, 2014

Callblock of Duty 

Callblock of Duty is the widespread phenomenon of rarely being able to reach someone via phone while they are gaming, regardless of their choice of console (or PC) and irrespective of which game they may be playing. It is, however, particularly prevalent in serious Xbox gamers, specifically those who frequently play one or more of the Call of Duty game series. Your call will most likely ring all the way through to voicemail, as even the simple act of hitting the "Ignore" key on a cell phone might break said gamer's concentration and/or compromise their strategy/position. If your call goes directly to voicemail, said gamer has most likely already received and declined to answer several calls, triggering the automatic voicemail response feature of most cellular carriers, or he/she has actually turned the phone off to avoid further interruption.

A: "Hey, is Matt coming or not? We've gotta leave soon or we're going to miss the movie!"
B: "Probably not. He must have activated Callblock of Duty; I can't get him on the phone. We should just go... He'll call me back in like 6 hours."

Callblock of Duty by Genebeeb July 21, 2011

catblock 

-ed, -ing
The inability to perform a task because doing so would involve moving a contented cat.

My wife and I wanted to go out for breakfast but Rover had us catblocked.
We were trying to use the laptop, but Mr. McMittens was catblocking.

catblock by Chad Baker December 28, 2007

Callback 

A joke that references an earlier joke, popularized by the TV show Arrested Development.

Great, more hand-loss callbacks...

Callback by Monty Park June 26, 2009

catblocked 

Being unable to get up from one's resting place to perform acts such as using the restroom, making supper, or answering the front door, because one or more cats are sleeping on your lap.

"John, would you mind getting my phone? I left it upstairs."

"Why can't you get it, Carol?"

"I'm catblocked, you insensitive clod."

catblocked by DentD December 28, 2011

Calablackless 

The nickname given to the city of Calabasas for the lack of black people in it. Generally in this rich city (in the valley of Los Angeles) the population is exclusive to wealthy white people. As well as the high school having only a few African Americans among a sea of caucasians. But luckily for them, they're are well known and popular because of this.

"Hey dude lets go to Calabasas"
"Where?"
"You know, that place without any black people but has milfs"
"O you mean Calablackless!"
"Yea!"
"..Why?"

Calablackless by nagglenube January 23, 2010

cakeblock 

(v) Similar to cock block, this refers to when someone denies you a confectionary treat. First originated in the web comic, Three Panel Soul.

L: Hey, cupcakes!
M: Don't eat those, I'm saving them.
L: Dude, you totally cakeblocked me. Not cool.

cakeblock by Kate Uda April 28, 2008