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catblock 

-ed, -ing
The inability to perform a task because doing so would involve moving a contented cat.
My wife and I wanted to go out for breakfast but Rover had us catblocked.
We were trying to use the laptop, but Mr. McMittens was catblocking.
catblock by Chad Baker December 28, 2007

catblocked 

Being unable to get up from one's resting place to perform acts such as using the restroom, making supper, or answering the front door, because one or more cats are sleeping on your lap.
"John, would you mind getting my phone? I left it upstairs."

"Why can't you get it, Carol?"

"I'm catblocked, you insensitive clod."
catblocked by DentD December 28, 2011

cakeback 

A cake back is a kickback with cake
John and I are having a cakeback this Saturday.
cakeback by pdace October 25, 2017

cokeblocked

When one is prevented from doing coke, due to the vicinity of other people who do not support the habit.
ibot tried snorting a few lines however the sudden appearance of moderators cokeblocked her efforts
cokeblocked by Elevator July 29, 2007

Catblocked 

When your cat gets in the way of you having sexual intercourse with a lovely human being.

A.K.A Cockblocked by a cat
Jason: OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO GOOD
Ariel: HARDER!
Cat: *marks territory on couple*

Jason & Ariel: WE'VE BEEN CATBLOCKED!
Catblocked by Jashlon March 6, 2011

Caveblocker 

A giant, crucial bowlwinder that collapses into a shitmass that blocks the part of the toilet where the water goes down.
Bro, I unleashed a caveblocker and clogged the toilet.
Caveblocker by poondoggy April 13, 2009