cakeblock
(v) Similar to cock block, this refers to when someone denies you a confectionary treat. First originated in the web comic, Three Panel Soul.
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catblock
My wife and I wanted to go out for breakfast but Rover had us catblocked.
We were trying to use the laptop, but Mr. McMittens was catblocking.
We were trying to use the laptop, but Mr. McMittens was catblocking.
catblock by Chad Baker December 28, 2007
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cakeblock • Caveblocker • cokeblocked • coke block • case block • Coke-blocker • Catblocked • cashblock • catblock • codeblocked
catblocked
Being unable to get up from one's resting place to perform acts such as using the restroom, making supper, or answering the front door, because one or more cats are sleeping on your lap.
"John, would you mind getting my phone? I left it upstairs."
"Why can't you get it, Carol?"
"I'm catblocked, you insensitive clod."
"Why can't you get it, Carol?"
"I'm catblocked, you insensitive clod."
catblocked by DentD December 28, 2011
cokeblocked
When one is prevented from doing coke, due to the vicinity of other people who do not support the habit.
cokeblocked by Elevator July 29, 2007
Catblocked
When your cat gets in the way of you having sexual intercourse with a lovely human being.
A.K.A Cockblocked by a cat
A.K.A Cockblocked by a cat
Jason: OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO GOOD
Ariel: HARDER!
Cat: *marks territory on couple*
Jason & Ariel: WE'VE BEEN CATBLOCKED!
Ariel: HARDER!
Cat: *marks territory on couple*
Jason & Ariel: WE'VE BEEN CATBLOCKED!
Catblocked by Jashlon March 6, 2011
Caveblocker
A giant, crucial bowlwinder that collapses into a shitmass that blocks the part of the toilet where the water goes down.
Caveblocker by poondoggy April 13, 2009
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
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EBK
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