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super hot guy,who is half black and half white, and loves food.
caleio loves you
caleio by billy0904 October 11, 2021
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A whiny little bastard who doesn't know when to shut his small paper cut of a mouth and needs to seriously invest in some rogaine
Fuck mate that bloke over there is such a calliou

Man, after Gerald turned 40, he turned into such a calliou
Calliou by Maggoooot to boot July 26, 2017
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caleio Caleigh caledonia calliope Calliou caleo Calio Caliopi calcio caledon
A Caleigh is a Caleigh, not a Kaylee, Calle, or Kiely. She will always stay with you no matter what. She can be mean if she needs to be. She is beautiful, smart, and kind, but will deny it to the grave. She could be described as a mom or a big sister a best friend or an amazing girlfriend. Whatever she is to you, you are extremely lucky that she is.
Person 1 - “Jackson finally got a girlfriend “
Person 2 - “really who is it”
Person 1 - “Caleigh”
Person 2 - “ Seriously he is so lucky”
Person 1 - “ I know right, I’m jealous”
Caleigh by Jackson_PonnyLarry December 19, 2019
A balloon head, lolipop ass brat with powers to bend Earth.
Calliou is a dick-head.
Calliou by Thomas Cameron February 18, 2019

mori calliope 

m&ms newest competitor,rap god,gay for kiara and queen of the deadbeats
deadbeat 1:you see that new song mori calliope made? (simp) KFP member 1: what? no i was watching kiara stream
mori calliope by a deadbeat January 27, 2021

Goanimate calliou 

A bald child in a website that fucking loves chuck e cheese and gets grounded by boris the dad why the hell is he here
Goanimate calliou: I like chuck e cheese i will sneak there

Boris: OH O HO HO H OHOH HO H HOW DARE YUO SNEAK TO CHUCK E CHEESE DATS IT UR GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 54865190745709837098749793487493747934889237983274093793479082473-5487-53468937293789740378932739844237934747394798472879838479372837947283989702397389710971908797340970948193748471892364793095634719584798570791369420849739748793797489327594917493874879327893279838798482798157-74378902 YEARS GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!

Calliou: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEAEAEAAAA
Caleo is a ship for "Calypso" and "Leo Valdez" in the popular book series "Heros of Olympus" by Rick Riordan. Calypso, stranded on an island for all of eternity, meets Leo Valdez and she instantly dislikes him, but over time, she falls for him, they kiss, Leo leaves, but not before he swares on the River Styx that he'll come back for her. And fangirls everywhere believe that they'll end up together, but with the lines of the prophecy ringing in Leo's ears, "An oath to keep with a final breath," We're not so sure Leo's going to live to keep his promise to Calypso, or he'll die trying.
Calypso Leo Valdez Rick Riordan Greek Percy Jackson Annabeth Chase Caleo
Caleo by Kelly 8 Wowza Nic January 16, 2014
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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