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A whiny little bastard who doesn't know when to shut his small paper cut of a mouth and needs to seriously invest in some rogaine
Fuck mate that bloke over there is such a calliou

Man, after Gerald turned 40, he turned into such a calliou
by Maggoooot to boot July 26, 2017
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A 4 year old with breast cancer who whines because he cant play in the sandbox
And a kid whose parents dont know common kid names
I had to wait five hours to watch Calliou to know how his name was spelled
by Jacob D went to VCS February 21, 2017
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