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Used to express fatigue in some day-to-day activity
Me: John can you get me a glass of water?
John: thats a big Cálcio, go get it yourself!
Cálcio by Tio Escanga July 19, 2017
Related Words
A whiny little bastard who doesn't know when to shut his small paper cut of a mouth and needs to seriously invest in some rogaine
Fuck mate that bloke over there is such a calliou

Man, after Gerald turned 40, he turned into such a calliou
Calliou by Maggoooot to boot July 26, 2017
A balloon head, lolipop ass brat with powers to bend Earth.
Calliou is a dick-head.
Calliou by Thomas Cameron February 18, 2019

mori calliope 

m&ms newest competitor,rap god,gay for kiara and queen of the deadbeats
deadbeat 1:you see that new song mori calliope made? (simp) KFP member 1: what? no i was watching kiara stream
mori calliope by a deadbeat January 27, 2021

Goanimate calliou 

A bald child in a website that fucking loves chuck e cheese and gets grounded by boris the dad why the hell is he here
Goanimate calliou: I like chuck e cheese i will sneak there

Boris: OH O HO HO H OHOH HO H HOW DARE YUO SNEAK TO CHUCK E CHEESE DATS IT UR GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 54865190745709837098749793487493747934889237983274093793479082473-5487-53468937293789740378932739844237934747394798472879838479372837947283989702397389710971908797340970948193748471892364793095634719584798570791369420849739748793797489327594917493874879327893279838798482798157-74378902 YEARS GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!

Calliou: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEAEAEAAAA

Calcium Cannons 

When a woman of luxurious beauty obtains a weapon from adolescence that can unleash utter chaos that effects the wieners of many men, that weapon is called the calcium cannons. aka nice boob.
“Woah, Emily has those calcium cannons. Nice boobs!”

“Bruce had a boneritis cause of the calcium cannons, what a lucky guy.”
Calcium Cannons by BoobLover24 March 16, 2022