calcio
calcio by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003
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Cálcio
Cálcio by Tio Escanga July 19, 2017
Calliou
A whiny little bastard who doesn't know when to shut his small paper cut of a mouth and needs to seriously invest in some rogaine
Fuck mate that bloke over there is such a calliou
Man, after Gerald turned 40, he turned into such a calliou
Man, after Gerald turned 40, he turned into such a calliou
Calliou by Maggoooot to boot July 26, 2017
Calliou
Calliou by Thomas Cameron February 18, 2019
mori calliope
deadbeat 1:you see that new song mori calliope made? (simp) KFP member 1: what? no i was watching kiara stream
mori calliope by a deadbeat January 27, 2021
Goanimate calliou
A bald child in a website that fucking loves chuck e cheese and gets grounded by boris the dad why the hell is he here
Goanimate calliou: I like chuck e cheese i will sneak there
Boris: OH O HO HO H OHOH HO H HOW DARE YUO SNEAK TO CHUCK E CHEESE DATS IT UR GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 54865190745709837098749793487493747934889237983274093793479082473-5487-53468937293789740378932739844237934747394798472879838479372837947283989702397389710971908797340970948193748471892364793095634719584798570791369420849739748793797489327594917493874879327893279838798482798157-74378902 YEARS GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!
Calliou: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEAEAEAAAA
Boris: OH O HO HO H OHOH HO H HOW DARE YUO SNEAK TO CHUCK E CHEESE DATS IT UR GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 54865190745709837098749793487493747934889237983274093793479082473-5487-53468937293789740378932739844237934747394798472879838479372837947283989702397389710971908797340970948193748471892364793095634719584798570791369420849739748793797489327594917493874879327893279838798482798157-74378902 YEARS GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!
Calliou: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEAEAEAAAA
Goanimate calliou by Shitass, True God April 28, 2021
Calcium Cannons
When a woman of luxurious beauty obtains a weapon from adolescence that can unleash utter chaos that effects the wieners of many men, that weapon is called the calcium cannons. aka nice boob.
“Woah, Emily has those calcium cannons. Nice boobs!”
“Bruce had a boneritis cause of the calcium cannons, what a lucky guy.”
“Bruce had a boneritis cause of the calcium cannons, what a lucky guy.”
Calcium Cannons by BoobLover24 March 16, 2022
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