calcution

(n.) - a very complex and beautimous calculation.
(v.) - to create a beautimous solution to a problem using a complex and beautimous calculation.

The Bowl Championship Series is based on a ridiculously confusing calcution.

Oh snap, I'm in a really bad predicament, I need to calcution way out of this mess.

by leon loopus January 18, 2006

calcutator

1.The mispelling of calculator that I wrote down once.

2.A calculator made of potatoes.

Jessica: What does that say?!
Jane: It says calculator!
Jessica: No it doesn't stupid! It says "calcutator"!
Jane: ......

by Imissmydog April 15, 2006