calcubation

The act of obsessively calculating your grade in a class. Frequently done after tests. It is highly masturbatory in nature.

Patrick: "I think I failed that last chem test. Well, I guess it's time to do some calcubation. Do you want to join in?"

Timothy: "Nah, I stopped doing that years ago."

calcubation by pfflian314 October 8, 2011

calcution

(n.) - a very complex and beautimous calculation.
(v.) - to create a beautimous solution to a problem using a complex and beautimous calculation.

The Bowl Championship Series is based on a ridiculously confusing calcution.

Oh snap, I'm in a really bad predicament, I need to calcution way out of this mess.

calcution by leon loopus January 19, 2006

Calculating bitch 

A deceive woman that is very good at playing mind games.

Damn calculating bitch.... She set me up

Calculating bitch by Stan0033 May 6, 2018

according to my calculations 

Something that nerds say all the time

"According to my calculations, the square root of all finite numbers is equivalent to yada yada yada"

according to my calculations by Hitterdog November 20, 2015

calculating 

acting in a scheming and ruthlessly determined way

he was a coolly calculating, ruthless man

calculating by lucky Jasmine September 1, 2017

calculation 

a mathematical determination of the amount or number of something.

"finding ways of saving money involves complicated calculations"

calculation by easy-to-understand-accurate August 25, 2020

Weave Calculation 

Looking as far ahead as possible in light traffic to determine what pattern to use for weaving in and out of cars.

My weave calculation shows I can cut in front of this Toyota Corolla, speed by this Geo Metro, stay on the tail of the Nissan Titan to get in front of that Lincoln Navigator.

Weave Calculation by Ghazellen December 31, 2009