calcubation

The act of obsessively calculating your grade in a class. Frequently done after tests. It is highly masturbatory in nature.

Patrick: "I think I failed that last chem test. Well, I guess it's time to do some calcubation. Do you want to join in?"

Timothy: "Nah, I stopped doing that years ago."

by pfflian314 October 8, 2011

Calcubating

Verb: The act of ones self pleasurement in the form of entering equations into ones graphing calculator.

Man, we spent all hour calcubating in math! my fingers are raw!

by OverLordL December 2, 2011