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CALCUTRON

The child offspring of Megatron and an HP-35 calculator.
Calcutron: Foiled again! I'll get you next time Optimus!

Optimus: You wish Calcutron...

Calcutron: 55378008!

Optimus: .....

Calcutron: err 37
by Mr. Watch and Game January 21, 2013
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Calculon

The greatest robot actor of all time. When Bender auditioned to be his son in the hit TV show All My Circuits he thought his audtion was so bad that it almost gave Calculon cancer.
"That was so bad I think you've actually given me cancer!"
by Lugs-o October 19, 2004
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calcution

(n.) - a very complex and beautimous calculation.
(v.) - to create a beautimous solution to a problem using a complex and beautimous calculation.
The Bowl Championship Series is based on a ridiculously confusing calcution.

Oh snap, I'm in a really bad predicament, I need to calcution way out of this mess.
by leon loopus January 19, 2006
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calcitrocalviacation

1. (n) the act of kicking someone on the bald scalp of their head, derived from the latin roots CALCITRO-ARE: To kick, to resist, and CALVA-AE: Top on a head

SIMILAR WORDS:
calcitrocalviacationist:
1: (n) One who kicks people on the bald scalp of their head for a living, in other words, someone who's job it is to be a headkicker.

calcitrocalviacationism:
1: (n) A game often played with young people, where the rules are that the first person who bleeds from the head loses. This includes the nose and mouth, but the most points are given when the victim bleeds elsewheres. The eyes and throat are totally off limits, as are anything below the chin. No punching is allowed, or other types of violence other than kicking. The variations to this game are things such as that you must have your hands behind your back at all times, you must yell a certain word every time you land a blow, and other such rules. If any of these rules are broken, each member in turn is allowed a "free kick" of a sort to the player who broke the rule.
SLANG: Head-Kicking, or just HKing
Billy says that when he grows up he will be a calitrocalviacationist, but I think he is full of shit.

We were calcitrocalviacationisming when Donald kicked me in the throat, forcing me to declare a "free kick" and made him bleed out of this ears.
by Cobra-Commander May 16, 2005
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Calcuboner

a boner received while using, playing with, or touching electronics espescially calculators
the boy in the back of my math class got a Calcuboner while solving a math problem
by joe the plumber1232345 November 3, 2009
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calcitonin

A hormone released by the thyroid gland in response to an increase of calcium within the blood. Calcitonin takes up the excess calcium and deposits it into bones,teeth.
Dude, i got diagnosed with osteoperosis! Ive got an imbalance of PTH and calcitonin.
by PersianLord786 October 18, 2013
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