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Calculon 

The greatest robot actor of all time. When Bender auditioned to be his son in the hit TV show All My Circuits he thought his audtion was so bad that it almost gave Calculon cancer.
"That was so bad I think you've actually given me cancer!"
Calculon by Lugs-o October 19, 2004
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calculost 

noun - the state of being in which one does not understand calculus, esp. when the professor is Micheal J Best. Fo shizzle.
That note made me so calculost.
calculost by mkv 400 July 20, 2008
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Calcuboner 

a boner received while using, playing with, or touching electronics espescially calculators
the boy in the back of my math class got a Calcuboner while solving a math problem

Calculocracy 

A form of government in which a computer or calculator controls the economy and laws to fit the most logical and scientifical options in the eyes of what ideology it was programmed to function for.
The calculocracy form government where set values for societal standards judge to chose a fair candidate is far superior to old the old bureaucracy of democracy.
Calculocracy by ItzRedge June 22, 2021

Calqulon 

To stay stealthed by an enemy bank inside their keep and then kill anyone who tries to safeguard their gold.
You just got Calqulon'd!
Calqulon by Vazhi August 22, 2021

Calculandia 

The place where calculus exchange students come from.
Hey ____! How was the trip from calculandia?
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