Calcuboner

a boner received while using, playing with, or touching electronics espescially calculators

the boy in the back of my math class got a Calcuboner while solving a math problem

by joe the plumber1232345 November 3, 2009

Concuboner

The male version of a concubine.

Dude has it made. She's loaded, pays all the bills, and he just gets to hang out and give her the D. He's her concuboner.

by CREAMdolladallabillz June 6, 2016