Calcuboner 

a boner received while using, playing with, or touching electronics espescially calculators

the boy in the back of my math class got a Calcuboner while solving a math problem

Calcuboner by joe the plumber1232345 November 3, 2009

Concuboner 

The male version of a concubine.

Dude has it made. She's loaded, pays all the bills, and he just gets to hang out and give her the D. He's her concuboner.

Concuboner by CREAMdolladallabillz June 6, 2016