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An especially awful subset of fentards living in Cambridgeshire, England.
That camtard has married both his sisters, that's bigamy.
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Basically the same thing as avetard and cottard but these people reside at the Callaway Apartments in Norman. These people are dumber than a rock and just as useless as avetards. Most of them also go to the University of Oklahoma which also makes them an OU tard.
Aye bruh, the caltard wants to hang out tonight, should I just say no?
caltard by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019
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Anyone outside a Communist country who supports communism or thinks they're a communist, usually an American Liberal.
Stewart is a Comtard. He said that we would be better off with a centralized government where the workers control the means of production.
Comtard by ToadSlanger December 3, 2021
An insane(ly awesome) Italian family, allegedly named for a valley in Italy. Camarda family traditions include chair diving.
That girl is so awesome.
Well, obviously she's a Camarda.
Camarda by Lipstick Vogue January 14, 2009

cumtarded 

It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.
Man that was a serious orgasm. I can't even move my body or speak. I am so cumtarded.
The state of being canadian and retarded simultaneously.
Dude that jimmy boy is catarded.”
Catarded by ZACHERY SNYDER March 13, 2019

camptard 

In battlefield 3, Camptards are campers who normally uses the recon kit and camps at the corner of the map, at its own spawn point and not capturing the objectives or supporting the front line.

Despite the fact that Camptards not being helpful by not capturing objectives, low score and also the main reason making their own team lose, they always like to think that they are badass pros players just by comparing the number of kills/deaths to others and calling his own team mates noobs in the process blaming other players rather themself.

And also recently in Battlefield 3 forums there a huge number of camptards are whining and bitching that recon kit are not good enough and demand to make it god like.
Assault Solider: What the Fuck?! Why there are only 5 of us are taking objectives and the rest of the campers are not helping, our team is going to lose!

Camptard: ROFL you are a noob i got 32 kills and 1 death. While you have only 18 kills and 20 deaths.

Assault Solider: look the score, you not even helping us to capture any objectives.

Camptard: LOL you are retarded noob just look at the kills deaths ratio.

Assault Solider:.............
camptard by SIedgeHammer November 10, 2011
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