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whats in the canister
whats in the canister by ExplosiveGoomba June 3, 2017
kick the cannism
The artful practice of putting things off, again and again, to avoid having to be in a position of responsibility, often an artifact of combined laziness and fear of being blamed.
Civil service bureaucracies are known for having entrenched cultures of kick the cannism, artifacts of cushy salaries and an overarching acceptance of reactive solutions in lieu of a proactive mindset.
kick the cannism by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020
Canis Canem Edit
1. A PS2 game by Rockstar Games (yes they did GTA) where you are 15 year old Jimmy Hopkins, who is sent to Bullworth academy school. The story is about Jimmy becoming leader of each gang (nerds, jocks, preppies, greasers) and ridding the school of bullies and corruption. It plays like GTA games because of the free roaming, little easter eggs, spoofs and humor
2. 'Dog Eat Dog' in latin
2. 'Dog Eat Dog' in latin
Canis Canem Edit by Leeko22Arsenal March 2, 2008
Carnish
verb 'car-NISH'
/Carnished/
/Carnishing/
/Carnisher/
To garnish a dish (e.g. Toast) violently. Root words 'Tarnish', 'Garnish' and 'Carnage'.
or
To throw large amounts of food things at one-another.
/Carnished/
/Carnishing/
/Carnisher/
To garnish a dish (e.g. Toast) violently. Root words 'Tarnish', 'Garnish' and 'Carnage'.
or
To throw large amounts of food things at one-another.
Bob: "I'm hungry"
Tim: "Lets make some Carnished Toast!"
*They both begin throwing butter and cinnamon sugar at the toast, then brutally beat the sandwich.
--
Bob: "Man, this soup is DELICIOUS!"
*Carnishes it against the wall*
--
In the movie 'Thor', in the coffeeshop, Thor 'carnished' the coffee mug because he loved the coffee.
Tim: "Lets make some Carnished Toast!"
*They both begin throwing butter and cinnamon sugar at the toast, then brutally beat the sandwich.
--
Bob: "Man, this soup is DELICIOUS!"
*Carnishes it against the wall*
--
In the movie 'Thor', in the coffeeshop, Thor 'carnished' the coffee mug because he loved the coffee.
canisteo
A place where only retarded inbred rednecks live. Known for their sign made of trees. Whoopty fucking doo, they're just trees!
canisteo by Don Mattrick September 6, 2016
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