1. An evergreen tree native to Central America that yields fruit of the same name.
2. A progressive rock trio from Monroe, New York known for its interesting choice in covers and skillful execution of prog rock.
1. "Hey, could you pass me a canistel fruit? I'm hungry."
2. Person #1: "I heard Canistel played progressive rock for five days straight."
Person #2: "That sounds both plausible and likely."
A london (particularly South East) term. Another word for the "head".
Bill: Everything alright Fred?
Fred: No, not really mate - someones just done me brother round the back of the canister with a cricket bat, he's bang in trouble.
1. (noun) A container used to store a large quantity of semen for future use.
2. (noun) A woman of easy virtue who has one or more orifice(s) open in which semen storage may occur at any given moment and usually quite frequently.
1. Someone spilled the cum canister I had in the fridge and now my lasagna is covered in jizz.
2. I thoroughly filled that cum canister we picked up at that shindig last night.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.