bzmcu 

the greatest soft editor.

beenstone: yo you know that editor bzmcu?
harry: yea what about him
beenstone: he's literally my goat i clone all his edits

bzmcu by flexflexflex March 27, 2024

bumcuming 

When your gay sexual partner sperm dribbles out of your anus after anus intercourse

Dave..I think I've just pissed out of my ass
John.. No its just ur bumcuming. Or should I say my cum out of ur bum
Dave.. Well least I won't get pregnant

bumcuming by mitch00uk April 10, 2015

bumcummer 

1. One who enjoys cumming in bums, either male or female

2. A cool yet douchebaggy person at times

"Tyler is such a bumcummer, him and his girlfriend do anal all the time"

bumcummer by Lil' Jizzer June 6, 2014

bumcum 

BumCum is after your partner has ejaculated in your ass, and then Cum starts dripping outa his ass hole.

eewww, omg my bf fucked my ass last night and then started drinkin my bumcum.

bumcum by Rush April 12, 2005

Bumcumber 

A gargantuum haemorrhoid of colossal proportions, protruding from the 'annus' like a shiny purple cucumber of the size which would have nuns doing press-ups in cucumber fields.

"Christ Nora, what the hell is that poking out of your arse?"

"It's me 'Farmer Giles' Edie, they're terrible bad at this time of year!"

"Shiver me timbers! I thought you were giving birth to a blimp - that thing makes a blue whale look like a Tic Tac!"

"Well, the doctor gave me some tablets, suppositories he called 'em, but for all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse! Bloody bumcumbers!"

Bumcumber by Andrealphus June 27, 2010

bumcum 

A translucent, beige, sticky, mucus created in the rectum by the body to help prevent log jams.

...so i ended up at her house and she opened a drawer full of toys but I had to pick the dried bumcum off her butt plug before we could use it...

I thought there was a monster turd brewing but I sat there for 15 minutes and only managed to fart out a teaspoon of bumcum.

bumcum by poxley March 26, 2010

Bumcurrant 

A small, hard piece of poo that insists on hanging around your bumhole hair.

Me: i have a piece of (poo) stuck to my bumhair.
Friend: Thats called a bumcurrant

Bumcurrant by Peteypanda May 12, 2010