bumcummer
bumcummer by Lil' Jizzer June 6, 2014
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Bucumber
The ancient act of eating a man’s ass while he is urinating. Often done before mating and is the ultimate way to a man’s heart, through the anal cavity. Not to be confused with blumpkin however, it is an adaptation to the pleasurable fall pastime.
I love it when my cousin Lauren gives me a good bucumber while I’m pissing out budweiser on a libtard’s face. Heil the bucumber and long live general lee
Bucumber by Sir Bucumber November 20, 2019
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Bumcumber
A gargantuum haemorrhoid of colossal proportions, protruding from the 'annus' like a shiny purple cucumber of the size which would have nuns doing press-ups in cucumber fields.
"Christ Nora, what the hell is that poking out of your arse?"
"It's me 'Farmer Giles' Edie, they're terrible bad at this time of year!"
"Shiver me timbers! I thought you were giving birth to a blimp - that thing makes a blue whale look like a Tic Tac!"
"Well, the doctor gave me some tablets, suppositories he called 'em, but for all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse! Bloody bumcumbers!"
"It's me 'Farmer Giles' Edie, they're terrible bad at this time of year!"
"Shiver me timbers! I thought you were giving birth to a blimp - that thing makes a blue whale look like a Tic Tac!"
"Well, the doctor gave me some tablets, suppositories he called 'em, but for all the good they did I might as well have shoved them up my arse! Bloody bumcumbers!"
Bumcumber by Andrealphus June 27, 2010
bumrammer
Technically a homosexual who indulges in giving anal sex (also a heterosexual male or even female who enjoys giving anal sex). However common use of the word refers to someone, usually a friend or aqaintance, you wish to ridicule.
Billy-Bob: "Hey there goes Phinneas in his new lambo. Sweet ride huh?"
Jesus del Castro Aniston-King: "Yeh it'd be dope if he wasn't such a bumrammer."
Jesus del Castro Aniston-King: "Yeh it'd be dope if he wasn't such a bumrammer."
bumrammer by Simeon P Hogsnout August 30, 2006
Bummhummer
I thought there was no bad blow job but Lola sucked my dick and it was a real 'Bummhummer'.
(same as a Hummbummer).
(same as a Hummbummer).
Bummhummer by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 18, 2016
bumtumbers
You say it when you go shy. You know what i mean munters! Dont play dumb! YOUUUUU know what im talking about! You go shy, and you say "bumtumbers"!!. It's a natural reaction!! BYE, zorro is on.
bumtumbers by nicksy bubba June 4, 2004