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Smell emitted from a sweaty anus.
Ronald's chair reeked of bumfunk after he had sat all afternoon in it that hot Summer's day.
Bumfunk by Surly Hince February 22, 2017
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bumjunkie 

A Bumjunkie is a male or female that is addicted to anal sex or just mental for fingering, licking or just fucking about with arsehole.

Bum as in bum hole, arsehole. And junkie as in an addict.
Hey Jon I fucked Janette last night.

No way man. I heard she is a fucking Bumjunkie.

Mate you would not believe it. She was spitting down my ass, fingering it, rimming fuck out of me.

Bum hole Anal Rimming Arsehole Junkie
bumjunkie by Bumjunkie February 27, 2017

Bumfunkler 

Bumfunkler is a unkind and dehumanising statement. It implies that hatred, ill fortune and even death to the person it is uttered to.
I hope that bumfunkler dies a slow and painful death, and rots in the fires of hell for eternity while maggots eat his eyes.
Bumfunkler by Count Noosula April 16, 2019
An individual who is really a pussy but acts like an asshole.
They tend to act cocky and talk a lot of shit but put their tail between their legs and run when cornered
Shut your mouth bumcunt before i smack you down like the pussy you are.

My boss is the biggest bumcunt i have ever known

You are nothing but a bumcunting douche bag
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026