bweft 

1) The status of getting thoroughly rocked or having eaten shit in a painful physical manner.

2) The state of being exhausted, wasted, hungover, or high to the point of no longer being able to function.

3) Having had one's day fucked up in an emotional, spiritual, or legal manner.

1) Oh man did you see Cooper fall off his longboard going over the tracks? He got totally bweft!!

2) I should not have agreed to drink all that Crown Rousse vodka last night, I was so bweft this morning when I woke up.

3) Yo dude, I heard you got pulled over twice in the same night and caught mad speeding tickets! You really got bweft by the po-po huh?

bweft by stonedasstits November 17, 2017

bwertshungs 

A greeting term commonly used by coil glitching, prime engram farming, redeem cheaters.

That sweet circle guy and e h roar are such bwertshungs

bwertshungs by Chris_g_x September 17, 2020

Beefteki 

Traditional Greek Meatloaf Burgers

The Urban Dictionary’s Guide to making a Traditional Greek Dish.

Get yo ass a couple pounds of lean ground beef and put it in a large mixin bowl.
Crack open three eggs and drip em on that meat.
Shake, rattle, and roll a bunch uh bread crumbs up in that.
Crank open a can of tomato sauce an drizzle it all over.
You drankin red wine outta a box? Pour your glass in the bowl.
Take out yo shiv and start slicin up a couple onions son.
Guess where those onions be going. In the bowl muthufucka.
Pull out you bag o green- naw n***a I meant the oregano.
Sprinkle it on like some primo kief!
Now time for some S&P. That’s salt and peppa for yall ignorants out there.
Don’t skimp on the salt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now pull out the red pepper. Like Frank’s Hot Sauce I put that shit on everything.
At this point you might have to go to the store… cuz you don’t got no feta and olive oil. Not my bad.
Those be the key ingredients- a whole lotta feta. Got it? Good. Toss it in the bowl.
Now it’s time to get yo hands dirty. Start squeezing all that goodness like you makin love to it.
Mix it up mix it up mix it up!
Patty cake, patty cake (STFU)… put them patties on a tray cause they’re goin 'way to the flame.
Slather that grill up with spray oil, we don’t want no sticky business goins on.
Fire that shit up at 350 and flip dem three times cookin a whole 16 min.
Serve em up hot and pour on the lemon juice. You just made Beefteki: Greek Meatloaf Burgers.

Beefteki by Jason AliasPseudonym June 20, 2013

Beeftits 

Very large and unattractive breasts. Usually found on 'hefer' like women in excess of 250 pounds. Beef tits are large flabs of flesh that pancake and hang uselessly against the body of the horribly unattractive woman they are attached to. They typically have large stretched out nipples that are about the size of a CD, and allthough I've never come into contact with any, I reckon they stink! (due to the fact that the woman cannot lift them to clean under them properly)

Holy fuck that fat cow of a woman has some huge "beeftits"

Beeftits by Ian December 7, 2003

Bwetz 

There is a horid boy who lives in Southport, goes by the name of Ben Elliot. He has an almost hiddeous laugh which resembles a peedo old man who looks like a toad. "Bwetz" is the onomatopoeia way of reproducing his laugh.

Ben after running over a puppy "Bwetz".

Bwetz by Francis Geffers March 21, 2010

Beeftown 

A room that is awash with a lingering, beefy aroma that is usually associated with the massive ingestion of meat products and the flatulence produced by them.

"Let's try to stay upwind of Beeftown until the fog clears."

"The mayor of Beeftown shits on a throne of lies."

"Welcome to Beeftown, population: you."

"Mauro and his family are summering in Beeftown and they're having quite a lovely time."

Beeftown by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

Beeftard 

some one who has an extremely muscular body but is not too smart. Beefy+retard=beeftard.

The incredible hulk is a beeftard.

Beeftard by the duv December 24, 2007