Beeftits 

Very large and unattractive breasts. Usually found on 'hefer' like women in excess of 250 pounds. Beef tits are large flabs of flesh that pancake and hang uselessly against the body of the horribly unattractive woman they are attached to. They typically have large stretched out nipples that are about the size of a CD, and allthough I've never come into contact with any, I reckon they stink! (due to the fact that the woman cannot lift them to clean under them properly)

Holy fuck that fat cow of a woman has some huge "beeftits"

Beeftits by Ian December 7, 2003

Beeftits 

A kid with large man boobs that attends many LAN parties and plays way to much WOW. He sometimes wears a shirt that says game. And looks like the kid from the numa numa dance. Oh yeah and also hacks on counterstrike

Wow Beeftits is definatly hacking.

Beeftits by T0_1337_4_j00 April 22, 2005

Beef Tits 

defines a large set of breasts, but not the kind that look nice, such as what would be described as bazookas or a nice rack, these tits are big, meaty, saggy boobs belonging to a fat, disgusting member of either sex, there is also the possibility that large amounts of hair could be on beef tits as well.

Damn nigga, that girl's tits hang down to her knees!, She got herself a crazy case of beef tits!

Because Ernest kept making light of how fat and disgusting Gertrude was, she was finally left with no other choice but to take out her beef tits and smack him across the face with them, his face is still swollen from it.

Yesterday in the locker room I saw Henry and his beautiful beef tits, I had to run over and grab them as hard as I can, it was much more than a handful and Henry screamed like a women, he will never go near me again, but it was worth it and I would do it all over again.

Beef Tits by One Shaved Gorilla June 22, 2006

beef tits 

mike milner's huge boobs

mike milner's beef tits

beef tits by squeak69 March 31, 2010

Corn In Your Shit Beef Tits

Usually described after eating a large meal on St. Patricks which consist of a mass amount of corned beef and corn. After eating this meal you, and or others, shit on a females large breasts. See Turkey Tits

"After a large St. Patties dinner, Brian and Nick tag-teamed Elvira in the upstairs bathroom and had a huge corn in your shit beef tits" fest. Followed by Marc laying down a huge gurn to Elvira.

Corn In Your Shit Beef Tits by Real World Clinton December 7, 2006

Corned-Beeftism

a far-left sociopolitical, philosophical, and economic ideology derived from communism, advocating youth exploitation leading to a collapse of the Philippine government in which it will be rebuilt in the sick image of Joma's Ideas. The term corned beef is taken from the visual description of its believers.

Chad turned into corned beef after years of exposure to corned-beeftism

Corned-Beeftism by CorrrrneeeddBeefff September 17, 2022