bweet

Also known as an ass trumpet or a butt screech. An extremely high pitched explosion from nether-regions of ass canyons. This is generally limited to females, but has been known to grace the sphincter of homo's as well.

You- Is that a baby crying?
Me- No. I just bweeted.

by Cat Jay and Shannon are fucking awesome November 4, 2006

Bweet

I loud and wet fart.

Wife:”Did you just fart?”
Husband: “More than that. I bweeted.”

by DildoShwaggins4206969 April 11, 2024