bweet

Also known as an ass trumpet or a butt screech. An extremely high pitched explosion from nether-regions of ass canyons. This is generally limited to females, but has been known to grace the sphincter of homo's as well.

You- Is that a baby crying?
Me- No. I just bweeted.

by Cat Jay and Shannon are fucking awesome November 4, 2006

Bweet

I loud and wet fart.

Wife:”Did you just fart?”
Husband: “More than that. I bweeted.”

by DildoShwaggins4206969 April 11, 2024

meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf

Words uttered by a kid not liking whats for dinner.

Randy wasn't happy about what his mom cooked for dinner so he said, " meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf."

by jpg3 July 7, 2011

beetwt

“bee twitter” - a term used in reference to the sub-twitter fandom of popular minecraft streamers Tubbo and Ranboo

i’m new to beetwt, anyone wanna be mutuals?

by conif3r February 9, 2021

Bears, Beets, Battlestar

A Phrase Coined By Jim Halpert of The Office in order to imitate fellow Salesman Dwight Schrute

Jim: *Dressed as Dwight* "Question, What Kind of Bear Is Best?"
Dwight: "Thats A Ridiculous Question."
Jim: "False, Black Bear!"
Dwight: "Well thats Debaitable, There are Basically two Schools of Thought."
Jim: "Fact, Bears eat beets."
Dwight: *Sighs* "Nope"
Jim: "Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica."
Dwight: "Bears do not... What is going on? What are you doing?"
Dwight: "You know what, Imitation is thr most Sincere form of flattery so I Thank you."
Jim: *Pulls Out Bobblehead"
Dwight: "IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM! MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!"
Jim: "MICHAEL!"
Dwight: "Oh that's Funny, MICHAEL!"

by AlexJewsbury January 7, 2019

smashing beetles

An act of futility/ derived from the unseen but refered-to character in Game of Thrones, Cousin Orson Lannister, who spends his time smashing beetles.

I appears that putting up 'No Smoking' signs is only smashing beetles –– kuu, kuu.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 13, 2019

beetrooter

A person with beetroot colored face that has sex with people under their employment.

While sipping from the hypocrite cup, the beetrooter, bangs on the drum about welfare cheats and bludgers and lines up a series of cushy and very well-paid jobs for his baby mama.

by fu2nexus6 February 21, 2018