Beeftard

some one who has an extremely muscular body but is not too smart. Beefy+retard=beeftard.

The incredible hulk is a beeftard.

by the duv December 24, 2007

Beeftard

A typical alpha-male jock usually between the ages of 15 and 25. Usually a conformist with too much testosterone.

That dude is such a beeftard! He does nothing but play sports, fake his way through school, and fuck random skanks.

by CurvedMirror December 09, 2008

Beeftard

A poop that is very large that it is not excreted but is birthed. Usually happens after consuming large amounts of Beef and beer.

I just gave birth to a "Beeftard" after all the beer and burgers last night.

by Large dump September 20, 2009