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Beeftard 

some one who has an extremely muscular body but is not too smart. Beefy+retard=beeftard.
The incredible hulk is a beeftard.
Beeftard by the duv December 24, 2007
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Beeftard 

A typical alpha-male jock usually between the ages of 15 and 25. Usually a conformist with too much testosterone.
That dude is such a beeftard! He does nothing but play sports, fake his way through school, and fuck random skanks.
Beeftard by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008
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Beeftard 

A poop that is very large that it is not excreted but is birthed. Usually happens after consuming large amounts of Beef and beer.
I just gave birth to a "Beeftard" after all the beer and burgers last night.
Beeftard by Large dump September 20, 2009

Beeptard 

Beeptard is a FNF (Friday Night Funkin') Fan/Stan. They mostly like the garbage music of FNF (let's be real here, its literarly alien noises but reverbed)
"Imagine being a fucking beeptard","Oh? So you are a FNF fan, This means you are a fucking Beeptard, I hate these!"
Beeptard by Grizler February 12, 2022

Beertard 

Someone that cannot tell the difference between good beer and bad beer.
Jon did not finish the sweet homebrew that I gave him because he drank a six pack of Bud Light Lime before he came over, what a beertard.
Beertard by Jubilant Johno June 30, 2009
a buzzing flying insect with a low iq and an ability to produce crap honey. is almost always cross eyed and dribbles a lot.
'what the fucks that buzzing in my hair????'
'oh, don't worry. its just a beetard.'
beetard by clevercloggage March 21, 2009

Beetardio 

Dude, you're such a beetardio
Beetardio by TArrence+PHILLIP September 26, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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