Beeftard

some one who has an extremely muscular body but is not too smart. Beefy+retard=beeftard.

The incredible hulk is a beeftard.

by the duv December 24, 2007

Beeftard

A typical alpha-male jock usually between the ages of 15 and 25. Usually a conformist with too much testosterone.

That dude is such a beeftard! He does nothing but play sports, fake his way through school, and fuck random skanks.

by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008

Beeftard

A poop that is very large that it is not excreted but is birthed. Usually happens after consuming large amounts of Beef and beer.

I just gave birth to a "Beeftard" after all the beer and burgers last night.

by Large dump September 20, 2009

Beeptard

Beeptard is a FNF (Friday Night Funkin') Fan/Stan. They mostly like the garbage music of FNF (let's be real here, its literarly alien noises but reverbed)

"Imagine being a fucking beeptard","Oh? So you are a FNF fan, This means you are a fucking Beeptard, I hate these!"

by Grizler February 12, 2022

Beertard

Someone that cannot tell the difference between good beer and bad beer.

Jon did not finish the sweet homebrew that I gave him because he drank a six pack of Bud Light Lime before he came over, what a beertard.

by Jubilant Johno June 30, 2009

beetard

a buzzing flying insect with a low iq and an ability to produce crap honey. is almost always cross eyed and dribbles a lot.

'what the fucks that buzzing in my hair????'
'oh, don't worry. its just a beetard.'

by clevercloggage March 21, 2009

Beetardio

An Italian Beetard

Dude, you're such a beetardio

by TArrence+PHILLIP September 26, 2003