While participating in a group-stroll through da forest, I scurried on ahead wif a cute member of da party till she and I were
out of sight of da others,
and then we stepped off da footpath and hastily threw off our clothing as we hurried towards a patch of soft comfy green moss dat we'd spied deeper in da woods, to flop down and partake of a quick bouncy-bouncy. What we didn't realize in da heat of da moment was dat one end of da long line of our assorted garments was still visible from da walking-path dat we'd
just left, and thus was spotted by da other hikers as they passed by --- talk about a "double betrail"!