bweej

Beat as in to beat off

I was bweejin off all night

by Hizzo April 7, 2003

Bweeman

A booger that a man stuffs into his peehole to pressurize his cumshot.

That bweeman was so sticky, I nearly blew her face off.

by Bone heavy April 16, 2014

beej and run

When a girl gives you a blowjob and then flees town the next day, and you never hear from her again.

Garrett: Dude you remember that Miranda girl I told you about? She totally pulled a beej and run!
Key: No way man! Your semen must have tasted like old nutella!

by G Don Don May 11, 2017

take the beej

To take the beej is when a guy realizes he has a girl at his place that he doesn't want there but whatever driving force got her there can't be stopped. The girl has to be such a miss match that he won't have sex with her, but he'll take the beej.

Most commonly, this scenario is a direct result of online dating or a drunk night at the bar.

Drew: "Yah she came over with a bottle of wine but didn't look anything like her pictures..."
Marc: "Did you take the beej?"
Drew: "I took the beej."

by tylerdurden44 June 19, 2010

Cashj Beej

Casual Blow Job. Simple as that.

Dude, that skank I met last night hooked up a cashj beej!

by bTreezy September 9, 2006

teaser beejer

Just the tip, just a little bit, in the mouth, somewhere south. The art of fellatio with out bringing the man to climax.

Justin from Team America was very frusturated when Heavy H from the Blue team gave him a teaser beejer in the bathroom at the bar after kickball on Sunday.

by Better the Wetter December 15, 2008

Proper Beej

A blowjob from a topless female while on her knees. Male can be standing or sitting. Ball play must occur, at least with the hand if not the mouth while the other hand is engaged on the shaft. The finale should be either taken on the face, tits, or swallowed.

*Note – it is not a proper beej if sex follows, that is just foreplay

Male one: "How did things go last night?" Male two: "She gave me a proper beej." Male one: "Nice."

by John Fontain May 16, 2011