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Beejob

The process in which someone (generally an emo teenage girl) attempts to seduce another person with bitchiness. The goal is to turn them on by whining about life, grades, looks, friends, family, etc.

It usually doesn't work very well.
Briana tried giving me a beejob, but her own ego tripped her, and she died before anything could happen.
by GweegyPop March 5, 2009
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Beejob

The process in which someone (generally an emo teenage girl) attempts to seduce another person with bitchiness. The goal is to turn them on by whining about life, grades, looks, friends, family, etc.

It usually doesn't work very well.
Briana tried giving me a beejob, but her own ego tripped her, and she died before anything could happen.
by GweegyPop March 5, 2009
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Beerjob

Similar to a blowjob. The woman fills her mouth with cold beer and places the cock deep into her mouth and sucks whilst swallowing giving both the man and woman erotic sensation
Woman: Do you wanna beerjob?
Man: Hell yes.
slurp, slurp, slurp. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
by Anddi April 3, 2007
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Beejowski

Dude i got a sweet beejowski last night i came all over her chest and face and down her throat
by brett squidbilly69 July 4, 2010
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boejob

The sexual act of giving an over-the-pants handjob in a movie theater while vaping in a pregnant woman's face.
1. Did you hear about the US Senator caught giving a boejob at the Beetlejuice movie?
2. Talk about reaching out to your constituents.
by andyrichtermortis September 19, 2023
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Beejo

I can smell your beejo from a mile away.
by anonymous December 1, 2020
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beejable

Adjective to describe a really kool looking dude who would be ideal to give a blow-job (BJ) to.
That hot dude's really beejable.
by Ira Noman January 21, 2004
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