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Branand Bheemanathan 

Branand Bheemanathan is a fictional professional opera artist who can memorize whole books like Chitti the robo and spit them out. He has a taste for used bras and often adds any he finds to his enormous collection. He is a kind, noble soul who provides Russian Bhojpuri songs for the deprived and oppressed boys of UP.
When I grow up I want to be like Branand Bheemanathan
The original stail fat man who drinks beer (alt. spell: behr) and eats snacks all day. A rancid vermin
Look! It’s that man!! What’s his name?
I think it’s Beeman!
What a legend. Let’s get a photo with that rancid sack o’ beans
Beeman by Hermantown August 22, 2018
A sad and unfortunate event when a male ejaculates a combination of blood and seaman. The event is rare and usually catastrophic requiring the man to attend immediate medical attention
Girl: Your cum looks like a combination of mayonaise and ketchup.....
Man: Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Girl: Thats disguisting, your bleeman got all over my tits!
bleeman by clark2112 January 1, 2007
A common term given to fancy gentlemen who wear ugly sweaters and drink beast ice. These clowns are typically found trying to swindle beers down at the weathercock and downtown pubs. No flow and bendy joints are associated with these creatures.
"Hey did you see that Beeman fall down last night at Uncle Bob's?"
Beeman by Wiggletown Wiggler February 5, 2010
To be pushed aside in favor of an upgraded version.
Oh man, my friend totally beemanned our weekly movie night in favor of Steve's bachelor party!
Beeman by E. Valentine January 28, 2010
The act of treating bees with the utmost respect.
I decided not to stab the bee because it was not beemane.
Beemane by luxxxxe April 30, 2015
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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