Branand Bheemanathan is a fictional professional opera artist who can memorize whole books like Chitti the robo and spit them out. He has a taste for used bras and often adds any he finds to his enormous collection. He is a kind, noble soul who provides Russian Bhojpuri songs for the deprived and oppressed boys of UP.
A sad and unfortunate event when a male ejaculates a combination of blood and seaman. The event is rare and usually catastrophic requiring the man to attend immediate medical attention
Girl: Your cum looks like a combination of mayonaise and ketchup.....
Man: Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Girl: Thats disguisting, your bleeman got all over my tits!
A common term given to fancy gentlemen who wear ugly sweaters and drink beast ice. These clowns are typically found trying to swindle beers down at the weathercock and downtown pubs. No flow and bendy joints are associated with these creatures.
"Hey did you see that Beeman fall down last night at Uncle Bob's?"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!