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Beejesus
grandchild of god, gloria gaynor, Hugh Gibb and barbara gibb. The love child of Jesus and Barry Gibb. (type jesus stayin alive into youtube)
Beejesus by amazingmavis December 7, 2010
Bejesus
You scared the BEJESUS out of me!!!
East Bejesus
"When should we leave to get to Carla's house on time?"
"Well, she lives in East Bejesus, so I guess we better get going now."
Also:
"The mall is so busy today, I had to park in East Bejesus."
"Well, she lives in East Bejesus, so I guess we better get going now."
Also:
"The mall is so busy today, I had to park in East Bejesus."
East Bejesus by Zwieback January 12, 2018
freakin bejesus
A phrase that you can use if you get insanely scared. I t also is an insult to very religious christians
freakin bejesus by Paddy V August 13, 2006
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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