23 definitions by bTreezy

"Seriously dude - put your meat dangle away - nobody wants to see that shit."
by bTreezy October 17, 2006
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Recockulously drunk. FUBAR. Cross-faded. Drunk and high. Drunk and on tons of vicodin. Blacked out. Pretty much any state where you don't think you're gonna make it.
"Dude, I'm so doomed right now - I cant stand up. Jus go without me..."

"hah, Luke was doomed last night! what a mess"
by bTreezy October 25, 2006
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A way to describe anything that is gonna involve blowing your load. It could describe a sick party, some run-a-tha-mill skanks comin over, or going over to your friends mom's house.
Hey cashew dick - I'm goin to your mom's house later...jizz city bitches!
by bTreezy October 17, 2006
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A gay man. Someone who avoids clam or pussy.
"Look at what that clam dodger is wearing - what a fag."
by bTreezy October 13, 2006
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Term for teammates who are being carried by a main member of the team when in competition. Most used by opposing team in beer pong for heckling players when they aren't pulling their weight.
"Anthony, stop being a fucking jansport and make a fucking cup, Brian is pretty much carrying you"
by bTreezy October 18, 2006
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A huge gaping hairy filthy snatch. A pussy so gross they make people eat it on Fear Factor.
"That skank is gross - I bet she has a nasty ass quatch."
by bTreezy October 20, 2006
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A casual blowjob - better known as Cashj Beej
"This skank hooked up some brain last night - I knew she was down for cashj beej."
by bTreezy November 10, 2006
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