bTreezy's definitions

doomed

Recockulously drunk. FUBAR. Cross-faded. Drunk and high. Drunk and on tons of vicodin. Blacked out. Pretty much any state where you don't think you're gonna make it.

"Dude, I'm so doomed right now - I cant stand up. Jus go without me..."

"hah, Luke was doomed last night! what a mess"

by bTreezy October 25, 2006

Shit Tray

This spin on the old classic is only done when the poor bastards have left their home. You first take a large brown paper grocery bag and cut out one big rectangle from one of the sides. You then take some moist shit and spread it over the whole tray you have formed. Next you slide the tray underneath the person's front door. The large surface area of steaming dung will not only make the entire house smell like shit, but they will then step on it as they walk in and leave shitty footprints and have to clean their shitty shoes.

"I shit tray'd the shit out of Buck's house last night, such a classic move."

by bTreezy February 21, 2009

broadie

A variation of the word broad for describing women. Useful when referring to a bunch of skanks.

"So I called up some broadies for tonight - its gonna be jizz city"

by bTreezy October 17, 2006

shit framed

This usually takes place in an office or party situation when someone drops a toxic deuce right before you use the bathroom. When the next co-worker/fellow partier walks in after you innocently drain your bladder, you get the judgmental scowl and embarrassment. At this point there is really nothing you can say to get out of it as you have just been shit framed.

"Man I got totally shit framed at the party last night in front of this hot chick. I went in to take a quick piss but it smelled like someone ate the entire contents of a used diaper filled with Indian food then subsequently shit it out right before I walked in...so obviously the hottie I was talkin to the whole night walks in right as I walk out..."

by bTreezy February 13, 2007

Cashj Beej

Casual Blow Job. Simple as that.

Dude, that skank I met last night hooked up a cashj beej!

by bTreezy September 9, 2006

quatch

A huge gaping hairy filthy snatch. A pussy so gross they make people eat it on Fear Factor.

"That skank is gross - I bet she has a nasty ass quatch."

by bTreezy October 20, 2006

Dumpy

Someone who is unusually fat and short at the same time. It does not have anything to do with a dumpster or being dirty. It is very similar to a chode, a penis that is fatter than it is long. Many girls can be called dumpy even if they are just a little bit squat.

"I don't know what you were thinkin last night dude, that flooz was dumpy as hell. Were you blind - she was like 5'1" with a gut. She was pretty much Yoda."

by bTreezy October 13, 2006