bTreezy's definitions

Rockin' Tits

A great set of boobs that just won't quit. Rockin' tits are up in your face and turning heads on the street. They surpass Palmers in both magnitude and sheer power. Could also be referred to as RT's as a poor attempt to be subtle.

me at strip club: "You have some Rockin' Tits"

big breasted skank: "Thanks"

by bTreezy February 26, 2009

brain

A casual blowjob - better known as Cashj Beej

"This skank hooked up some brain last night - I knew she was down for cashj beej."

by bTreezy November 10, 2006

ruined

Really fuckin drunk. Could also apply to being cross faded or being on any number of drugs and drinkin huge.

"I'm soo fuckin ruined right now...why'd I start drinkin at noon?"

by bTreezy October 25, 2006

jansport

Term for teammates who are being carried by a main member of the team when in competition. Most used by opposing team in beer pong for heckling players when they aren't pulling their weight.

"Anthony, stop being a fucking jansport and make a fucking cup, Brian is pretty much carrying you"

by bTreezy October 18, 2006

Shit Tray

This spin on the old classic is only done when the poor bastards have left their home. You first take a large brown paper grocery bag and cut out one big rectangle from one of the sides. You then take some moist shit and spread it over the whole tray you have formed. Next you slide the tray underneath the person's front door. The large surface area of steaming dung will not only make the entire house smell like shit, but they will then step on it as they walk in and leave shitty footprints and have to clean their shitty shoes.

"I shit tray'd the shit out of Buck's house last night, such a classic move."

by bTreezy February 21, 2009

doomed

Recockulously drunk. FUBAR. Cross-faded. Drunk and high. Drunk and on tons of vicodin. Blacked out. Pretty much any state where you don't think you're gonna make it.

"Dude, I'm so doomed right now - I cant stand up. Jus go without me..."

"hah, Luke was doomed last night! what a mess"

by bTreezy October 25, 2006

jizz city

A way to describe anything that is gonna involve blowing your load. It could describe a sick party, some run-a-tha-mill skanks comin over, or going over to your friends mom's house.

Hey cashew dick - I'm goin to your mom's house later...jizz city bitches!

by bTreezy October 17, 2006