bTreezy's definitions

Smash Pad

A room in which the main activity is pounding snatch. This could include an extra hotel room in Vegas set aside for whoever picks up a broad and needs a place to slam or a friend's house (or room in said house) where a lot of skanks get filled.

The Smash Pad at the Encore was clutch last night, thanks man

No worries, it was comped anyway

by bTreezy August 10, 2010

Yogurt slinging shroom beast

Your floppy wang. Your meat dangle. Swinging manmeat.

"A fired a fat load from my yogurt slinging shroom beast on that filthy cunt's face."

by bTreezy October 17, 2006

jizz city

A way to describe anything that is gonna involve blowing your load. It could describe a sick party, some run-a-tha-mill skanks comin over, or going over to your friends mom's house.

Hey cashew dick - I'm goin to your mom's house later...jizz city bitches!

by bTreezy October 17, 2006

Palmers

A great set of tits that fit perfectly in your cupped hands. In between rockin' tits and bee stings, these cans aren't necessarily the biggest, but could be all that one really needs.

"How was that breezy you took home last night?"

"Pretty dece face, nice palmers...took her down hard."

by bTreezy February 26, 2009

Rockin' Tits

A great set of boobs that just won't quit. Rockin' tits are up in your face and turning heads on the street. They surpass Palmers in both magnitude and sheer power. Could also be referred to as RT's as a poor attempt to be subtle.

me at strip club: "You have some Rockin' Tits"

big breasted skank: "Thanks"

by bTreezy February 26, 2009

brain

A casual blowjob - better known as Cashj Beej

"This skank hooked up some brain last night - I knew she was down for cashj beej."

by bTreezy November 10, 2006

ruined

Really fuckin drunk. Could also apply to being cross faded or being on any number of drugs and drinkin huge.

"I'm soo fuckin ruined right now...why'd I start drinkin at noon?"

by bTreezy October 25, 2006