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Thank your mother for the gracious beejer. Here is the $5 I owe her. Please see that she recieves it.
beejer by Bill January 28, 2003
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comes from beejay, which comes from b.j., which comes from blowjob.
hint: Girls have been found to believe that a beejer is another word for a bagel (I've done it). warning: end results can range from wonderful, to comical, to horrible.
R: "Hey Sarah, can I have a beejer?"
S: "What's a beejer?"
R: "oh...uhh... that's another word for a bagel, everyone's using it these days..."
S: "Oh, well sure, come to my room later for a beejer."
R: "sweeeet."
beejer by Fan dango May 11, 2006
It's meaning is old hero of India in 21-AD old king name is this
It's meaning is old hero. This name is taken by Indian king his mother is defined as the hero of India |attack British rols| this king was born in AD-18 |beejer|
Beejer by Beejer jr September 30, 2020

Beejer Look 

When a group of guys get together in celebration, play the song "Animals" by Martin Garrix, and then wait till the beat drops. When the beat drops everyone starts jumping and chanting BEEJER! BEEJER! BEEJER! Usually, lasts for about 30 seconds due to mass amounts of headache, nudity, meat-spin, and sweat to the tenth degree. Takes place most prominently in a locker room.
After the football victory we celebrated with a beejer look in the locker room.
Beejer Look by DueceMENCH April 13, 2015

teaser beejer 

Just the tip, just a little bit, in the mouth, somewhere south. The art of fellatio with out bringing the man to climax.
Justin from Team America was very frusturated when Heavy H from the Blue team gave him a teaser beejer in the bathroom at the bar after kickball on Sunday.
teaser beejer by Better the Wetter December 15, 2008

The Beemer Lemur

Not a BMW, or a lemur. The Beemer Lemur is a unperformed sexual act. It is an act that replicas fisting into a hardcore stimulation for strong woman.

The way The Beemer Lemur is performed

1) the guy takes off his partner's panties

2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.
Time to celebrate December 1st with a sunday special! The Beemer Lemur!