beejer
"gimme a beejer?"
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beejer • Beejer Look • teaser beejer • beefer • beezer • beemer • beeper • beener • beeber • beejesus
beejer
comes from beejay, which comes from b.j., which comes from blowjob.
hint: Girls have been found to believe that a beejer is another word for a bagel (I've done it). warning: end results can range from wonderful, to comical, to horrible.
hint: Girls have been found to believe that a beejer is another word for a bagel (I've done it). warning: end results can range from wonderful, to comical, to horrible.
Beejer Look
When a group of guys get together in celebration, play the song "Animals" by Martin Garrix, and then wait till the beat drops. When the beat drops everyone starts jumping and chanting BEEJER! BEEJER! BEEJER! Usually, lasts for about 30 seconds due to mass amounts of headache, nudity, meat-spin, and sweat to the tenth degree. Takes place most prominently in a locker room.
Beejer Look by DueceMENCH April 13, 2015
teaser beejer
Just the tip, just a little bit, in the mouth, somewhere south. The art of fellatio with out bringing the man to climax.
Justin from Team America was very frusturated when Heavy H from the Blue team gave him a teaser beejer in the bathroom at the bar after kickball on Sunday.
teaser beejer by Better the Wetter December 15, 2008
The Beemer Lemur
Not a BMW, or a lemur. The Beemer Lemur is a unperformed sexual act. It is an act that replicas fisting into a hardcore stimulation for strong woman.
The way The Beemer Lemur is performed
1) the guy takes off his partner's panties
2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.
The way The Beemer Lemur is performed
1) the guy takes off his partner's panties
2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.
The Beemer Lemur by boybetterknowsee3owu November 18, 2019
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