Buttweave

A situation that is hard to get out of or uncomfortable for multiple people

Example 1
Girl 1- Whoa, you got a tattoo without asking your parents?
Girl 2- Yeah my parent's are going to kill me and my older brother who signed off as my guardian.
Girl 1- Looks like you guys have gotten yourself into a pretty bad buttweave...

Example 2
Boy 1- Andrew is such a buttweaver; everything he says makes people uncomfortable.
Boy 2- Dude yeah he really needs to learn how to act like a normal person.

by ButtWeaving4Life August 30, 2013

butthaven

Noun. Singular. US English colloquialism. A comfortable place in which to sit.

My favorite butthaven is this sofa.

This car seat is so uncomfortable, it's no butthaven.

by Atayodea Mi January 7, 2011

buttweevils

The small beetles that feed on the debris lodged in a particularly unclean person’s asshole hair.

Not having seen him for over a decade, I never imagined that my ex could harbor such a horrific case of buttweevils.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2019

buttscavenger

A person who picks up cigarette butts off the ground and smokes them.

Dude! I just saw you pick that cigarette butt off the ground a smoke it. You fucking buttscavenger!

by n00bch0p February 10, 2009

Buttslave

A person who is merely used as a sex object. See also: bitch, fucktoy

"I will make you my personal Buttslave!"
"I will not be your Buttslave anymore."

by Emevas April 7, 2005

Buttweiner

A tumor on one of your buttcheeks that resembles a weiner.

He showed me his buttweiner in the locker room. I told him to go get that thing checked out.

by mandyman January 31, 2009

Buttweasel

(1) A word, first coined in InQuest Magazine, used mainly to describe people that have just done something stupid.
(2) A weasel that generally dwells in peoples' asses.

(1) "Man, George is such a buttweasel."
(2) "That's not hemorrhoids, I think you've got buttweasels!"

by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003