KaiserMonkey's definitions

dumpus

(1) One who is incredibly stupid or did something retarded. Combination of the words 'dumb' and 'pussy' or possibly a shortened 'dumbass'.
(2) Word coined by Strong Bad on wordHomestar Runner/word, used to make fun of Strong Sad.

(1) "Jim, stop being a dumpus and hand me that screwdriver!"
(2) "No misspellings + good idea + made fun of dumpus=SOLID!"

by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003

the ataris

(1) A great band, kind of pop-punk, that sings a lot about girl problems and falling in love. Their latest album, So long, Astoria, is not as good as their last ones, but it still has some good songs.
(2) A group of Atari video game systems.

(1) "Fuck, Jim, the Ataris is a great band!" "I agree, and anyone who hates it should burn in hell."
(2) "Bob just dumped the Ataris in that corner then walked away. I hope I can have his Pong game."

by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003

box car racer

Suck ass band. All you people who say blink-182 sucks don't know what ur missing.

Yesterday I went to a Box Car Racer concert. Today I killed myself.

by KaiserMonkey September 6, 2003

all up ons

The state of flirting with a man, especially one who has used the ab-abber. See Homestar Runner.

"The ladies will be all up ons."

by KaiserMonkey August 21, 2003

nasal

To fuck someone up their nose.

"I gave my girl some mighty nasal last night, and now she's all stopped up."

by KaiserMonkey August 21, 2003

dumpusositous

(adj.) Of or relating to a dumpus or a dumpus-like action.

"Jim, you dumpusositous fuck, the lightbulb screws in CLOCKWISE!"

by KaiserMonkey August 27, 2003

Proctologist

An assmaster that also works as a doctor.

Proctologist: "Did you see the game last night?"
Jim: "No, did we beat them?"
Proctologist: "We didn't just beat em, we rectum!" (rimshot)

by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003