KaiserMonkey's definitions

the ataris

(1) A great band, kind of pop-punk, that sings a lot about girl problems and falling in love. Their latest album, So long, Astoria, is not as good as their last ones, but it still has some good songs.
(2) A group of Atari video game systems.

(1) "Fuck, Jim, the Ataris is a great band!" "I agree, and anyone who hates it should burn in hell."
(2) "Bob just dumped the Ataris in that corner then walked away. I hope I can have his Pong game."

by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003

teen girl squad

A cartoon on homestarrunner.com.

"Swoop! Grasped!"
"You must be girls."
"My credit card is totally maxorized!"
"3 spring rolls, please."

by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003

box car racer

Suck ass band. All you people who say blink-182 sucks don't know what ur missing.

Yesterday I went to a Box Car Racer concert. Today I killed myself.

by KaiserMonkey September 6, 2003

Trogdor

(1) One who burninates (thatched-roof huts, peoples, etc.)
(2) A dragon drawn by wordStrong Bad/word on HomestarRunner.com made from an S, a more different S, consummate V's, and one muscle arm.

(1) "Did you see that d00d with the flamethrower?" "Ya man, that guy is the kickin Trogdor."
(2) "And Trogdor smote the Kerreck, and all was laid to burnination."

by KaiserMonkey August 18, 2003

maxorized

The state of being maxed out, full, unable to add anything else, etc.

"My credit card is totally MAXORIZED!"

by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003

Proctologist

An assmaster that also works as a doctor.

Proctologist: "Did you see the game last night?"
Jim: "No, did we beat them?"
Proctologist: "We didn't just beat em, we rectum!" (rimshot)

by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003

blink-182

An awesome band that started in California. Their first and second CDs, Cheshire Cat and Buddha, didn't get much recognition, but with the arrival of Dude Ranch and especially Enema of the State they became famous. They aren't considered punk because they have a wide fan base and not all of their songs are rebellious. Either way, their songs are all great (except for some on their newest album), and they are by far the funniest and most original band ever to exist.

Talk to you every now and then
Never felt so alone again
I stop to think at a wishing well
Thoughts send me on a carousel

by KaiserMonkey September 16, 2005