30 definitions by KaiserMonkey

Buttweasel

(1) A word, first coined in InQuest Magazine, used mainly to describe people that have just done something stupid.
(2) A weasel that generally dwells in peoples' asses.

(1) "Man, George is such a buttweasel."
(2) "That's not hemorrhoids, I think you've got buttweasels!"

by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003

blink-182

An awesome band that started in California. Their first and second CDs, Cheshire Cat and Buddha, didn't get much recognition, but with the arrival of Dude Ranch and especially Enema of the State they became famous. They aren't considered punk because they have a wide fan base and not all of their songs are rebellious. Either way, their songs are all great (except for some on their newest album), and they are by far the funniest and most original band ever to exist.

Talk to you every now and then
Never felt so alone again
I stop to think at a wishing well
Thoughts send me on a carousel

by KaiserMonkey August 20, 2005

jack in the box

A fast food place that got their ass sued off after food poisening killed this one guy in california, but they fixed their food after that. Also has awesome commercials.

Kid: So what did Jack come up with today?
Woman: The turkey jack.
Kid: Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Woman: I know.
Kid: EVERYONE loves turkey!!!
Woman: But nobody's doing it.

by KaiserMonkey September 30, 2003

movie

Slang for "moving picture". The best ones include Dumb and Dumber, Happy Gilmore, Liar Liar, Monty Python, and Airplane! The worst ones include Signs, That Darn Cat, Kangaroo Jack, The Ring, and Camp Nowhere.

"The victim is reported to have watched That Darn Cat, Kangaroo Jack, and Camp Nowhere all in one night, then drove to the nearest bridge and hurled themselves off."

by KaiserMonkey August 28, 2003

my ass, bob

What you say when you disagree strongly about something Bob has just said.

"the ataris sucks!"
"My ass, Bob!"

by KaiserMonkey August 22, 2003

the ataris

(1) A great band, kind of pop-punk, that sings a lot about girl problems and falling in love. Their latest album, So long, Astoria, is not as good as their last ones, but it still has some good songs.
(2) A group of Atari video game systems.

(1) "Fuck, Jim, the Ataris is a great band!" "I agree, and anyone who hates it should burn in hell."
(2) "Bob just dumped the Ataris in that corner then walked away. I hope I can have his Pong game."

by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003

Dumb and Dumber

Probably the best movie ever, starring two losers named Harry and Lloyd that can't seem to do anything right. When Lloyd finds a suitcase that a girl he drove to the airport left in his taxi, he and Lloyd travel to Aspen to return it. Includes such brilliant quotes as "You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?" and "You are one pathetic loser! No offense."

"I saw Dumb and Dumber last week, shit that movie is awesome!"

by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003