KaiserMonkey's definitions

dumpus

(1) One who is incredibly stupid or did something retarded. Combination of the words 'dumb' and 'pussy' or possibly a shortened 'dumbass'.
(2) Word coined by Strong Bad on wordHomestar Runner/word, used to make fun of Strong Sad.

(1) "Jim, stop being a dumpus and hand me that screwdriver!"
(2) "No misspellings + good idea + made fun of dumpus=SOLID!"

by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003

Proctologist

An assmaster that also works as a doctor.

Proctologist: "Did you see the game last night?"
Jim: "No, did we beat them?"
Proctologist: "We didn't just beat em, we rectum!" (rimshot)

by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003

hammered

The state of mind in which one is beyond the reach of the normal world. In some cases a good thing, because it is easier to score while hammered than while sober.

"So I got way hammered last night, and woke up lying in a dark alley next to a girl I never met wearing a trash can on my head. It was awesome!"

by KaiserMonkey September 8, 2003

box car racer

Suck ass band. All you people who say blink-182 sucks don't know what ur missing.

Yesterday I went to a Box Car Racer concert. Today I killed myself.

by KaiserMonkey September 6, 2003

poopie

(1) To take a shit.
(2) Pet name used for small dogs such as poodles.

(1) "I just made poopie on the congressman's car!"
(2) "Who's my wittle poopie doopy?"

by KaiserMonkey August 19, 2003

poopies

(1) Used as a substitute for 'shit' or 'crap' to express dismay.
(2) Fecal matter.

"Oh poopies, I just blew up your parents' house."
"brb, I have to make poopies."

by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003

my ass, bob

What you say when you disagree strongly about something Bob has just said.

"the ataris sucks!"
"My ass, Bob!"

by KaiserMonkey August 21, 2003