KaiserMonkey's definitions

nasal

To fuck someone up their nose.

"I gave my girl some mighty nasal last night, and now she's all stopped up."

by KaiserMonkey August 21, 2003

all up ons

The state of flirting with a man, especially one who has used the ab-abber. See Homestar Runner.

"The ladies will be all up ons."

by KaiserMonkey August 21, 2003

Trogdor

(1) One who burninates (thatched-roof huts, peoples, etc.)
(2) A dragon drawn by wordStrong Bad/word on HomestarRunner.com made from an S, a more different S, consummate V's, and one muscle arm.

(1) "Did you see that d00d with the flamethrower?" "Ya man, that guy is the kickin Trogdor."
(2) "And Trogdor smote the Kerreck, and all was laid to burnination."

by KaiserMonkey August 18, 2003

maxorized

The state of being maxed out, full, unable to add anything else, etc.

"My credit card is totally MAXORIZED!"

by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003

hammered

The state of mind in which one is beyond the reach of the normal world. In some cases a good thing, because it is easier to score while hammered than while sober.

"So I got way hammered last night, and woke up lying in a dark alley next to a girl I never met wearing a trash can on my head. It was awesome!"

by KaiserMonkey September 8, 2003

poopie

(1) To take a shit.
(2) Pet name used for small dogs such as poodles.

(1) "I just made poopie on the congressman's car!"
(2) "Who's my wittle poopie doopy?"

by KaiserMonkey August 19, 2003

poopies

(1) Used as a substitute for 'shit' or 'crap' to express dismay.
(2) Fecal matter.

"Oh poopies, I just blew up your parents' house."
"brb, I have to make poopies."

by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003