buttwager

The last zombie in CoDWaW Nazi Zombies,when everyone wants toget weapons before the next game.

"Dude,keep a Buttwager alive, I need to get the random box."

by CrotchOtter February 14, 2009

buttrageous

A terrible situation that is considered shitty and the outcome will stink.

Custodian#1: Who spread shit all over the bathroom walls in the boys room?

Custodian#2: Oh dude, that is buttrageous!

by skypie May 31, 2011

Buttalert

What a teacher says when you're watching an inappropriate movie in class and there is an inappropriate scene coming up.

While watching The Crucible, my teacher yelled, "Buttalert!" and everyone closed their eyes.

by Slave Monkey September 24, 2011

buttwagon

buttwagon is an adjective.
It is what you call someone who is annoying and you would like to call them a butt and for emphasize you add wagon.

When your friend won't stop screaming you call them a buttwagon.

by dinkythedino August 22, 2014

Buttagirl

A buttagirl is an African American woman who weighs over 250lbs and is sexually promiscuous.

"Them buttagirls is dirty hoes!" "Yeah, but that buttagirl right there, she always comes correct"

by Richypoo87 March 26, 2010

Buttage

Used to describe butt size

Dr. I would like to have increased buttage.

by TerraMadre July 26, 2011

buttwiper

Derogatory term referring to the domestic beer Budweiser. The term is fitting since, after drinking many Budweisers, the very next thing you will be doing is wiping your butt, and frequently.

That last buttwiper didn't go down so well. I think I'd better hit the toilet and fast!

by JayDub October 1, 2004