Buttweiner

A tumor on one of your buttcheeks that resembles a weiner.

He showed me his buttweiner in the locker room. I told him to go get that thing checked out.

by mandyman January 31, 2009

buttweiner

An act of outright, manly defiance characterized by quickly showing one's enemy one's butt cheeks, then quickly turning around to show the weiner.

Known to inspire fear in the hearts of most.

"Jarrod tried to steal my toilet paper so i buttweinered him."

by Petey B December 4, 2004

Buttwiener

1. A fag's dick.
2. A term that is often used similar to the term asshole or jagoff when describing a person who seems to be perpetually loud, obnoxious and rude.

He is a pain in the ass, he's such a buttwiener!!!

by S_R January 19, 2008

buttwiper

Derogatory term referring to the domestic beer Budweiser. The term is fitting since, after drinking many Budweisers, the very next thing you will be doing is wiping your butt, and frequently.

That last buttwiper didn't go down so well. I think I'd better hit the toilet and fast!

by JayDub October 1, 2004

butt weiner

A butt weiner is an individual with a weiner that has been inside a butt.

Dude 1: Did you hear about Joe?

Dude 2: Joe Riley?
Dude 3: Yeah. Heard he stuck his weiner in a butt.

Dude 4: Oh. He's got a butt weiner now

by Butreallytho October 12, 2016

butt weiner

Similar to weiner butt, but more desriptive of the weiner rather than the butt.

Hey, butt weiner, thats quite the package you got there.

by VauZZ May 25, 2006

Buttweiser

Nickname for that God-awful weaker than piss American Beer (Budweiser). Semi descriptive in what it does to you the next morning... Especially when consumed with nachos & salsa.

Hey Billy Bob! You bring any of that yankee Butweiser crap?

by Mike Mc Donald December 29, 2004