monkey pie

A very ugly face, typically fat.

"Damn, check out the monkey pie on that kid."

by Joe Bone March 08, 2005

co-hog

an unattractive co-ed; a co-ed that resembles a pig. not to be confused with cohog, see quahog, a type of mollusk

"Yo I would rather lose my left nut than have to look at one more co-hog."

by Joe Bone March 16, 2005

salad man

generic term for any dining hall or cafeteria worker; typically a person who tends the salad bar or portions out food as diners pass through the line

Salad man: "Cream on your corn?" Customer: "Uh, no thanks, salad man."

by Joe Bone April 07, 2005

goob

a female newbie, as in "girl noob"

Overheard on Halo online: "What are you goobs about 13 years old? Beat it."

by Joe Bone March 09, 2005

jack shit

1. jack rabbit feces. 2. something plentiful and omnipresent, yet nonetheless worthless. 3. nothing, or nothingness (see jack squat)

"This here jack shit ain't worth jack shit." Incorrect: "He don't know jack shit." Correct: "He knows jack shit."

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

pink and green

A female devotee of Lily Pulitzer type apparel, often found at snooty upscale colleges, especially in the South.

"It sure was funny seeing that "pink and green" puking her brains out last night."

by Joe Bone March 07, 2005

boolie

The hindquarters of a small tailless dog, such as a Schipperke.

That crazy dog has a bug up its boolie.

by Joe Bone March 07, 2005