buffalo

1. a city in New York, known for chicken wings, cold winters and lousy football teams.

2. to fool someone, to bamboozle or cheat

3. bison

4. derogatory term for a person of African descent

5. a type of mozzarella cheese

6. chicken wing cooked in hot sauce served with blue cheese dressing.
1. "I moved to Buffalo from Parma, but I am not sure why."

2. "I buffaloed that guy into taking the Bills and giving me six."

3. "There are no buffaloes in Buffalo."

4. "Get a load of those shiftless buffaloes."

5. "Buffalo mozzarella is often served with sliced tomatoes in vinagrette; it has nothing to do with Buffalo or buffaloes."

6. "Look at that buffalo eating those buffalo wings."
by Joe Bone March 16, 2005
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buttweasel

a sneaky ass bandit; a snaker of other men's girlfriends
"Dude, don't let that buttweasel near your sister"
by Joe Bone March 07, 2005
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two acres

sore testicles, typically after farmwork
Farmer: "I been plowing that field all week; now I've got two acres."-- stupid farmer joke told hundreds of ways, all of them crap.
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co-hog

an unattractive co-ed; a co-ed that resembles a pig.

not to be confused with cohog, see quahog, a type of mollusk
"Yo I would rather lose my left nut than have to look at one more co-hog."
by Joe Bone March 16, 2005
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chop

In poker, to split the pot when two players have identical hands. Sometimes agreed to voluntarily by the big and small blind when there are no other bettors. Also used when two or more players agree to split the prize money at the end of a poker tournament.
Player 1: "Chop?"
Player 2: "Sure."
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number three

Urinating (number one) and defecating (number two) simultaneously.
Joe: Damn I got to go.
Jim: Number one or number two?
Joe: Both, bro'.. number three!
by Joe Bone March 08, 2005
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bull pizzle

a bull's penis and/or that nasty flap/foreskin as seen on Professional Bull Rider programs.
"I wish you would stop saying 'bull pizzle'"
by Joe Bone March 11, 2005
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