Buttpop 

Non-lethal flatulence intended to relieve tension or animosity.

I know that sounded like a fart, but it was just a buttpop

Buttpop by Maxxxjustinallen April 21, 2018

buttpoundosis 

The ability to attracting a beating ("butt pounding") without trying

That's Arthur. He has buttpoundosis.
(translation: He gets beat up a lot.)

buttpoundosis by George C. March 25, 2004

buttpoundosis 

This is something that you can be catching when you are locked up in the butt pound for too much long a time.

You are to be seeing a doctor to help you with your buttpoundosis, you were locked up in the butt pound for too much long a time.

buttpoundosis by Nelson Drew April 5, 2004

buttpoundosis 

what i be givin' you fools if i catch you alls in my cabbage patch, know what im sayin'?

Get outta my cabbage patch, fool. Now I'm gonna give you the osisest buttpoundosis of your sorry little life.

buttpoundosis by QQ Master D May 6, 2004

buttpoundosis 

greg's medical problem

Greg's butt is pounding because he has buttpoundosis.

buttpoundosis by Dr. X March 23, 2004

buttpepper

1) A burning sensation of the anus regardless of cause, which can be many; diarrhea from spicy foods, anal sex, etc...

2) A person who is elevated in loathesomeness to the next level beyond being a pain in the ass such that now is more of a burning rectal sensation rather than merely a simple pain.

When I had the squirts last night it was a real buttpepper.

Sally had a buttpepper and didn't shit right for a week after the football game party.

Your mother has been a real buttpepper lately.

buttpepper by S Bishop July 9, 2006

Buttpoop 

Someone one who farts has to say buttpoop after

(farts) buttpoop

Buttpoop by Nigger buttshit December 7, 2019