Urban Dictionary: buttpoundosis

Top definition

The ability to attracting a beating ("butt pounding") without trying

That's Arthur. He has buttpoundosis.
(translation: He gets beat up a lot.)

by George C. March 25, 2004

This is something that you can be catching when you are locked up in the butt pound for too much long a time.

You are to be seeing a doctor to help you with your buttpoundosis, you were locked up in the butt pound for too much long a time.

by Nelson Drew April 05, 2004

what i be givin' you fools if i catch you alls in my cabbage patch, know what im sayin'?

Get outta my cabbage patch, fool. Now I'm gonna give you the osisest buttpoundosis of your sorry little life.

by QQ Master D May 06, 2004

buy the domain for your cat vlog

Greg's butt is pounding because he has buttpoundosis.

by Dr. X March 23, 2004