Post-dicting

The opposite of predicting. A subsequent statement of knowledge of an event after the event has taken place. Primarily used by unimpressed female significant others.

Lisa, there's no way you knew I was going to say that; you're just post-dicting.

by Maxxxjustinallen April 22, 2018

Buttpop

Non-lethal flatulence intended to relieve tension or animosity.

I know that sounded like a fart, but it was just a buttpop

by Maxxxjustinallen April 21, 2018