buttology

The study of butt; a branch of biology.

Yo nigga, you feelin' my grill?

buttology by Turd Ferguson November 2, 2004

bugology 

Entomology, the study of insects.

I just learned in bugology that there are some types of mosquitoes that are actually considered beautiful because of their colorful bodies.

bugology by pentozali November 19, 2005

Brotology 

The study of the evolution of bros. Starting from Bromo Erectus to Bromo Sapien. The scientists who study Brotology are known as Brotologists. The study is usually conducted by observing bros in their natural habitat, from their dwellings to their mating ground i.e. Clubs, Bars, Parties, and Work, etc.

Guy 1: Hey what are you going to major in?
Guy 2: I think im going to get my Phd in Brotology, i get paid to watch guys party, and watch them have sex with some fine ass bitches.
Guy 1: Damn where do I sign up for that?!

Brotology by lazboy105 November 24, 2009

Burtology 

Burtology is a religious view/belief that is believed to have been founded in the late 1800s after a man now referred to as Burt Burton. It started in a Banana harvesting town in Brazil and has spread from there. Burtology or Burtism was always spread by word of mouth until now and is starting to spread through other media. The educational and unbiased bibles are now being written from the stories that have been passed down for centuries. Burtimists follow straightforward rules and life lessons, from the wise people stated in the Burt Bibles.

Burtology was declared a cult in 1906 by those in political power in the area that it had originated. Burt Burton is a symbol that represents a image of the perfect human.

A Burtimist's day starts at 5 in the morning when a family meets at the Burt shrine where they give their hearts and souls to the Holy Burt by making the Sound of the Holy Burt. Following this each family member places one banana on the altar, for later, and eats another. Long ago a evil spirit came to the Prophet giving him 3 bananas, he was about to grab them when the Holy Burt and shielded them from the terrible number by destroying the third banana.

Burtology teaches many valuable life lessons but one of the first was to do with fruit. Then if you have two bananas you eat one in the morning and one after dinner. If you have three bananas you kill yourself. It is vital 'not' to eat three bananas.

Person 1: Whats your religion?

Person 2: Oh, its Burtology of course!

Burtology by Burtology June 1, 2010

bathology

The artform of pouring mildly chilled sparkling water on oneself or others whilst submerged in a piping hot bath

The bathologists left the bar together to go back to Sam's place for a bathterparty where they would have some more drinks and indulge in bathology

bathology by trousers7 March 18, 2015

buyology 

noun: The urge to consume, purchase, buy, own.

"He's so into buyology -- look at all those labels."

buyology by N. Wilgus December 9, 2008

Buttologist 

A person engaged in the scientific study of butts.

One who is highly skilled in buttology

As a buttologist his skills were unequaled as he got his head into his work deeper than anyone we've ever known.

She spent so much time focussed on butts that everyone considered her the finest buttologist in the world.

Buttologist by Daggie n Jaggie June 9, 2013