Burtology

Burtology is a religious view/belief that is believed to have been founded in the late 1800s after a man now referred to as Burt Burton. It started in a Banana harvesting town in Brazil and has spread from there. Burtology or Burtism was always spread by word of mouth until now and is starting to spread through other media. The educational and unbiased bibles are now being written from the stories that have been passed down for centuries. Burtimists follow straightforward rules and life lessons, from the wise people stated in the Burt Bibles.

Burtology was declared a cult in 1906 by those in political power in the area that it had originated. Burt Burton is a symbol that represents a image of the perfect human.

A Burtimist's day starts at 5 in the morning when a family meets at the Burt shrine where they give their hearts and souls to the Holy Burt by making the Sound of the Holy Burt. Following this each family member places one banana on the altar, for later, and eats another. Long ago a evil spirit came to the Prophet giving him 3 bananas, he was about to grab them when the Holy Burt and shielded them from the terrible number by destroying the third banana.

Burtology teaches many valuable life lessons but one of the first was to do with fruit. Then if you have two bananas you eat one in the morning and one after dinner. If you have three bananas you kill yourself. It is vital 'not' to eat three bananas.

Person 1: Whats your religion?

Person 2: Oh, its Burtology of course!

by Burtology June 1, 2010

Barology

The study of breaking down complex and entertaining verses or (bars) of Rap Music, indicating a specific line or (bar) of a standard 16 bar piece of paper.

I had to study Barology in order to understand the (bars) in Eminem’s new song

by Natchstradamus March 31, 2019

brology

The study of bros and everything that has to do with overall true bromances. It is usually taught by a professor with years of intesive training, called brologists, brologists are usually the hardest thinking scientists in the science community. Brology became an official subject in high schools circa 2008

Is that a bromance? Or are they just gay?

Obviously you'd know the answer if you didn't skip all of your Brology classes.

by BROSKI #3 August 9, 2009

bugology

Entomology, the study of insects.

I just learned in bugology that there are some types of mosquitoes that are actually considered beautiful because of their colorful bodies.

by pentozali November 19, 2005

Brotology

The study of the evolution of bros. Starting from Bromo Erectus to Bromo Sapien. The scientists who study Brotology are known as Brotologists. The study is usually conducted by observing bros in their natural habitat, from their dwellings to their mating ground i.e. Clubs, Bars, Parties, and Work, etc.

Guy 1: Hey what are you going to major in?
Guy 2: I think im going to get my Phd in Brotology, i get paid to watch guys party, and watch them have sex with some fine ass bitches.
Guy 1: Damn where do I sign up for that?!

by lazboy105 November 24, 2009

Barology

The study of entertaining and complex Rap verses, or rather the specific (bars) of each verse. Bars referring to the 16 bars on a standard piece of writing paper, and Ology referring to the study of something

It would take someone who studies Barology to understand that verse in Eminem’s new single

by Natchstradamus March 31, 2019

buyology

noun: The urge to consume, purchase, buy, own.

"He's so into buyology -- look at all those labels."

by N. Wilgus December 9, 2008