bluntology 

One whom has been highly educated about types of weed, rolling blunts, fixing blunts, smoking blunts, and blunt smoking etiquette (very important).

1)"Yo cuz, ask the bluntologist what type of weed we gots here."

2)"My boy Jewelz gotta teach me how to twist that shit cuz i know nothin' about bluntology."

3)"Damn Skals, stop hittin' that blunt out of turn. Don't you know anything about bluntology?"

bluntology by Jew Elz November 5, 2005

Bluntology 

The study of being honest and real

Woman #1: Girl, that's look weird of you..change your shirt
Woman #2: That's mean...can't you say it nicer..
Woman#1: No I study bluntology very well

Bluntology by classymalikat October 4, 2011

Burtology 

Burtology is a religious view/belief that is believed to have been founded in the late 1800s after a man now referred to as Burt Burton. It started in a Banana harvesting town in Brazil and has spread from there. Burtology or Burtism was always spread by word of mouth until now and is starting to spread through other media. The educational and unbiased bibles are now being written from the stories that have been passed down for centuries. Burtimists follow straightforward rules and life lessons, from the wise people stated in the Burt Bibles.

Burtology was declared a cult in 1906 by those in political power in the area that it had originated. Burt Burton is a symbol that represents a image of the perfect human.

A Burtimist's day starts at 5 in the morning when a family meets at the Burt shrine where they give their hearts and souls to the Holy Burt by making the Sound of the Holy Burt. Following this each family member places one banana on the altar, for later, and eats another. Long ago a evil spirit came to the Prophet giving him 3 bananas, he was about to grab them when the Holy Burt and shielded them from the terrible number by destroying the third banana.

Burtology teaches many valuable life lessons but one of the first was to do with fruit. Then if you have two bananas you eat one in the morning and one after dinner. If you have three bananas you kill yourself. It is vital 'not' to eat three bananas.

Person 1: Whats your religion?

Person 2: Oh, its Burtology of course!

Burtology by Burtology June 1, 2010

Bluntologist 

A person who has a lot of knowledge when it come to blunts. Whether its rollin em, smokin em or fixin em.
Someone who fixes a blunt because the person who rolled it didnt kno how.

"Yo, gimme tha blunt, you rolled it too loose and there's a whole in it, I'll fix it, I'm tha bluntologist."

Bluntologist by cardiddy January 31, 2005

Blumptology 

The study of anything blumpkin

how in the hell do you know what a blumpcano is? "I studied blumptology for 2 semesters."

Blumptology by blumptologist August 16, 2009

Brentology 

Brentology is the ideopathic study of a specific sect of Brentologians who possess a desire to study heavy metal, taco bell and jokes. In the study of Brentologism we are taught to learn how to overcome the man by complaining and getting what we want.

In short Brentology is the study of all that is Brent and all that ever will be brent. So sayeth the chúch of Benny Simon

Ex1 Noun

person1: Say brother Isaac, care to study the tombs of Brentology with Friar Earl and I?

Person2: Certainly Carlton, Brentology is my favorite subject

Ex2 Expletive.

Taco Bell Employee: What can I get you sir?

Brent: Could you give me a moment please... Yeah I'll have two cheesy gordita crunches, and an extra large baja blast no ice.

Taco Bell Employee: Will that be all?

Benny: Hey brent can I get a crunchwra-

Brent: YEAH THAT'LL BE ALL.

Benny :(

Brent: Damnit. They gave me ice!

BRENTOLOGY!!!

Brentology by Benjam Von Oolong July 24, 2012

buttology

The study of butt; a branch of biology.

Yo nigga, you feelin' my grill?

buttology by Turd Ferguson November 2, 2004