Bantology

It’s the teaching of BANT / a course/class where an individual with none or poor bant go to increase the banterous skills.

Oh geez Ninness, your bantering skills with that girl was horrible. You need to study a bantology course so next time you don’t strike out

Bantology by jazzaaaaaa May 23, 2024

bhaktology 

Bhaktology : Noun. Bhakt+ logy. Study of Bhakts and the phenomenon called Bhaktism.

Latest social media trend among the vertical political divide in Modified India. It is more effervescent during elections. Those Indians who are blind(not literary) supporters of one political party in India are Bhakts (The Devotees). Contrary to the conventional use of of the word which tilts towards color saffron, the Bhaktology can be either Saffron or Green. They act on emotions rather than rational thought process. For them, The Government and The Nation are synonyms. If someone criticizes their ideologies, he or she is termed as anti-national.

The Bhaktology is similar to an international phenomenon like 'white supremacy' or 'the black lives matter' as indicate the same type of divide in USA. Bhaktology is a definitive process and it removes all doubt about 'to be or not to be'. People will have to choose between the Devil and the Red sea in any case.

Q.What do you call a study of total devotion to a political party?
A. Yes, its Bhaktology, Its a camaraderie of highest proportion and if you are not with me than you are against me.

bhaktology by Funny Indian April 29, 2019

Barology 

The study of breaking down complex and entertaining verses or (bars) of Rap Music, indicating a specific line or (bar) of a standard 16 bar piece of paper.

I had to study Barology in order to understand the (bars) in Eminem’s new song

Barology by Natchstradamus March 31, 2019

Briantology 

A belief system built around the central tenet "I am God and so are you, you just need more practice", Briantology combines Occam's Razor, Agnostic Theory], and Divine Command Theory with the following logic:

-There is no known way to prove or disprove the existence of God.
-Individuals can choose whether or not to believe in a deity.
-One's devout belief in a deity causes that deity to possess real power and control over its practitioners.

Therefore:
-I'm always right, therefore I must be God.
-I control my own actions, therefore the power of a God flows through me.

-You can't prove me wrong, which further establishes that I'm right.

-I could possibly prove myself wrong, but I don't want to, so it's morally wrong for me to consider doing so.

While the term Briantology is used to reference this way of thinking, the implementation of the concept is as *__tology, where *__ is the name of the individual practitioner.

Now that Steven has learned and practiced the teachings of Briantology, he's become a bonafide Steventologist.

Briantology by yeknomgod July 5, 2014

Brotology 

The study of the evolution of bros. Starting from Bromo Erectus to Bromo Sapien. The scientists who study Brotology are known as Brotologists. The study is usually conducted by observing bros in their natural habitat, from their dwellings to their mating ground i.e. Clubs, Bars, Parties, and Work, etc.

Guy 1: Hey what are you going to major in?
Guy 2: I think im going to get my Phd in Brotology, i get paid to watch guys party, and watch them have sex with some fine ass bitches.
Guy 1: Damn where do I sign up for that?!

Brotology by lazboy105 November 24, 2009

Barology 

The study of entertaining and complex Rap verses, or rather the specific (bars) of each verse. Bars referring to the 16 bars on a standard piece of writing paper, and Ology referring to the study of something

It would take someone who studies Barology to understand that verse in Eminem’s new single

Barology by Natchstradamus March 31, 2019

fantology

ontology of possible worlds and fanstastic beings. This discipline bridges philosophical thought and artistic imagination.

The task of fantology is to explicate all possibilities of being, including those of alternative worlds, and to ground the practical discipline of world-formation.

fantology by Mike May 30, 2008