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Battle Captain
In a deployed HQ, there is one person who's job it is to make shit happen. This is the Battle Captain & it is a thankless task, involving many hours without sleep, trying to get more senior officers to stop dicking around & actually concentrate on the task in hand. If everything goes swimmingly, the same senior officers get the credit but if it all goes to ratshit, the Battle Captain has his or her buttons cut off, sword is snapped & they are sat on their horse backwards & paraded out of camp
"This is a rolling goatfuck & we are all going to die" followed by "let's blame the Battle Captain".
Battle Captain by Bumsnorkler March 22, 2019
Battlecat (record producer)
Battlecat (record producer) or battlecat for short ,
Kevin Gilliam (born April 20, 1968), better known by his stage name Battlecat, is an American hip hop record producer & DJ from South Los Angeles, California.
He is well known for producing artists such as Snoop Dogg, 2pac , The Game, Xzibit & Tha Eastsidaz along with a number of other West Coast rappers. His aesthetic is a progression from the early-'90s G-Funk sound pioneered by Above the Law and Dr. Dre, characterized by fat synth bass lines and soulful keys. He is also the concert DJ for Snoop Dogg. As a youth he was a member of the Neighborhood Rollin 60s crip, because of this he has also produced instrumentals for the 1993 album "Bangin' on wax" by rap collaboration Bloods & Crips which went Gold.
He has countless articles of his work and profession
And is considered A LIVING WESTCOAST LEGEND.
Kevin Gilliam (born April 20, 1968), better known by his stage name Battlecat, is an American hip hop record producer & DJ from South Los Angeles, California.
He is well known for producing artists such as Snoop Dogg, 2pac , The Game, Xzibit & Tha Eastsidaz along with a number of other West Coast rappers. His aesthetic is a progression from the early-'90s G-Funk sound pioneered by Above the Law and Dr. Dre, characterized by fat synth bass lines and soulful keys. He is also the concert DJ for Snoop Dogg. As a youth he was a member of the Neighborhood Rollin 60s crip, because of this he has also produced instrumentals for the 1993 album "Bangin' on wax" by rap collaboration Bloods & Crips which went Gold.
He has countless articles of his work and profession
And is considered A LIVING WESTCOAST LEGEND.
If you like west coast rap music chances are Battlecat (record producer) , DJ quik, Daz Dillinger, Dr Dre may have worked
On the production / beats.
On the production / beats.
Battlecat (record producer) by Blu_leef April 27, 2023
Battle Droid
Battle Droid by Alpha the Mii May 30, 2018
fart battle
With roots in the Japanese Edo period (1603-1867), and popularized by the daily fart battle web site, FartBattle(dot)com, a fart battle is a flatulence competition where 2 or more participants expel flatus and a winner is deemed based on several criteria such as length, vibration, volume, frequency, smell, or dampness.
Why are you guys farting into your smart phones?
Oh, we're having a fart battle, recording our farts to be put up on FartBattle(dot)com for judging. We must settle this score!
Oh, we're having a fart battle, recording our farts to be put up on FartBattle(dot)com for judging. We must settle this score!
fart battle by Scottopolis November 28, 2013
turkish battleship
Guy 1: why is isp playing the Soviet union and using Afghanistan flintlocks?
Guy 2: he's gone full Turkish battleship.
Guy 2: he's gone full Turkish battleship.
turkish battleship by Mausermania June 6, 2018
Battle Chad
Chad Kensington is a character from the game Friday the 13th. When added the perks, Slugger, Heavy hitter, and Thick skinned, he becomes Battle Chad!
Battle chad originated from the twitch user, Swag_Dracula.
Upon playing Friday the 13th, Swag Dracula was placed in a lobby filled with players who had chosen Chad as their preference counselor.
While off stream, he developed the perfect combination of perks for Battle Chad. After testing it out, he introduced the concept of Battle Chad to his fellow streamer friends, Bryce McQuaid and Gorillaphant. Soon after they played as Battle Chad, they all adopted Battle Chad as a common character that they will play as for a while.
Some may argue that Bryce Mcquaid invented Battle Chad. However, Swag Dracula invented Battle Chad and there is video proof of it.
Chad has different variations of outfits and objectives. Battle chad originally wears the pink sweater along with the white and black patterned shirt with pink pants. His main objective include making sure you beat the living hell out of Jason (Nega Chad). Another variation of Chad is Guardian Angel Chad . Guardian Angel Chad wears all white with the pink sweater. His main objective it to protect all the counselors from Jason. Renegade Chad is the baddest Chad of them all! Renegade Chad wears dark clothes and has a smirk of evil. His only objective is himself. His only interests are for himself and the beat the living hell out of Jason.
The most common Chad is Battle Chad.
Battle chad originated from the twitch user, Swag_Dracula.
Upon playing Friday the 13th, Swag Dracula was placed in a lobby filled with players who had chosen Chad as their preference counselor.
While off stream, he developed the perfect combination of perks for Battle Chad. After testing it out, he introduced the concept of Battle Chad to his fellow streamer friends, Bryce McQuaid and Gorillaphant. Soon after they played as Battle Chad, they all adopted Battle Chad as a common character that they will play as for a while.
Some may argue that Bryce Mcquaid invented Battle Chad. However, Swag Dracula invented Battle Chad and there is video proof of it.
Chad has different variations of outfits and objectives. Battle chad originally wears the pink sweater along with the white and black patterned shirt with pink pants. His main objective include making sure you beat the living hell out of Jason (Nega Chad). Another variation of Chad is Guardian Angel Chad . Guardian Angel Chad wears all white with the pink sweater. His main objective it to protect all the counselors from Jason. Renegade Chad is the baddest Chad of them all! Renegade Chad wears dark clothes and has a smirk of evil. His only objective is himself. His only interests are for himself and the beat the living hell out of Jason.
The most common Chad is Battle Chad.
Person 1: "Oh sweet, let me get on that Battle Chad action!"
Person 2: "Didn't Bryce McQuaid invent Battle Chad?"
Person 1: "No, you pleb! Swag_Dracula did!!! BATTLE CHAD HYPEEEEEE!!!!!
Person 2: "Didn't Bryce McQuaid invent Battle Chad?"
Person 1: "No, you pleb! Swag_Dracula did!!! BATTLE CHAD HYPEEEEEE!!!!!
Battle Chad by julipai July 26, 2017
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"