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Buttlice 

Vicious creatures that attack your butt endlessly. Usually, the only treatment is to burn them out with a lighter and some flatulence. These little critters are usually transmitted by someone who's alias is BewareOfButtlice. He keeps them in a jar. They respect him and follow his orders. Avoid BewareOfButtlice at all costs.
Man, that Buttlice was all over my twat.
Buttlice by BewareOfButtlice January 18, 2008
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ButtLice 

When you have lice on your butt.
Danielle Cohn: *Has buttlice*
Dani: *Bootiepops the buttlice off*
ButtLice by Joeyandchar October 17, 2019

Bill Buttlicker 

The character Jim Halpert uses from "The Office" to fuck with Dwight Schrute during a customer sensitivity drill over the phone in front of Michael Scott.
Jim Halpert: Hi, This is Bill Buttlicker and I'd like to buy some paper.

Dwight Schrute: Wait, that's not really your name, Bill Buttlicker?
Bill Buttlicker by WindowLicker9000 February 5, 2010

buttlicker 

a person who licks ass hole and likes it. someone who likes the smell of ass.
buttlicker by Anonymous June 9, 2003

Buttlickers

The word that got Peter Griffin into the spelling-bee because his 3rd grade teacher was impressed by the fact he spelt a 3 syllable word even though he didn't do his homework.
"Homework is for buttlickers"
Buttlickers by Drift_91 December 1, 2009

Buttlicka 

Someone who licks the anus of another. Or a person of such low credit to the human race their only conceivable purpose on earth is to lick ass.
The only human being on earth who takes Mick seriously, is Mick. What a buttlicka !
Buttlicka by Jewboy Dave March 22, 2008

William m buttlicker

Appeared on the office, is Jim’s pseudonym when trained my Michael in a fake sales call.
My name is William m buttlicker! We built his country thank you very much!
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