Definitions by Mausermania

hopper tailed 

A man with hips broader than his shoulders

Well dagum it billy if you keep eating all that apple cornbread you're gonna end hopper tailed!

hopper tailed by Mausermania March 10, 2021

turkish battleship 

When you are trying to play hoi4 without making any domestic equipment.

Guy 1: why is isp playing the Soviet union and using Afghanistan flintlocks?
Guy 2: he's gone full Turkish battleship.

turkish battleship by Mausermania June 6, 2018