Mausermania's definitions

turkish battleship

When you are trying to play hoi4 without making any domestic equipment.

Guy 1: why is isp playing the Soviet union and using Afghanistan flintlocks?
Guy 2: he's gone full Turkish battleship.

by Mausermania June 6, 2018

hopper tailed

A man with hips broader than his shoulders

Well dagum it billy if you keep eating all that apple cornbread you're gonna end hopper tailed!

by Mausermania March 10, 2021