buttlint

the hairy blue-gray substance I pick out of my asscrack

This buttlint tastes like chicken

by great_flaming_chicken October 8, 2003

buttlint

Lint in your butt

i have a ton of buttlint

by want some buttlint June 28, 2003

buttlint

n. Something unwanted and of no value to the person receiving it.

That cherried out '85 Yugo my Dad gave me was buttlint....it didn't have a moon roof.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

Buttlitter

Any form of defecation that occurs outside of an approved excrement release site such as a toilet.

After the long trip back home, I couldn't make it to a bathroom, so I had to make a stop to drop some buttlitter in the woods.

by Mary Bagpipes February 15, 2017

butt lint

pretty much the same idea as bellybutton lint, but it is lint from the underwear that resides in the general area of the butt crack. usually gets caught up in the hair in the butt crack.

hey shut your big, fat, dumb mouth or ill stick my butt lint in your nose!

by spikeguazu November 29, 2007

buttlingus

Oral stimulation of the anus.

As cunninglingus is to the vagina, buttlingus is to the anus.

by Brien May 23, 2006

Buttmint

Buttmint--like a breathmint, but for your boyfriend's or husband's butt. Used when double dating occurs and friendly competition (wii bowling, archery, etc) and beer drinking games and wagers are combined together to create an unholy stinkiness that burns your nostrils and singes your nose hairs and makes the girlfriends or wives wonder if they are going to have to wash brown streaks out of their "better" half's undies. Buttmints are needed when you must create a "fart-room" that "better" halfs must go to, to release said unholy stinkiness. Buttmints are needed when a boyfriend/husband thinks they have shat themselves (yes, shat--past tense of shit) when they have only just farted. Hopefully they will be coming to a store near you. Patent pending. : )

"Oh my God. I'm going to throw up because you stink. We have guests. Go to the bathroom. You need a buttmint."

by Gas masked girlfriend/wife January 26, 2012