buttlag

when your ass starts hurting because you have been sitting down on a long trip

I got buttlag after two hundred miles.

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

Buttleg

Buttleg is the conjunction of the butt and the leg and is a term that is used when one cannot identify and pinpoint an area that is all butt or all leg. There is often confusion as to where exactly the butt joins the leg, thus the necessity to explain and name this often mysterious region is of utmost importance. On occasion, after a wet fart for example, a slippery area spreads to and past the butt to the high leg, reminding the sufferer that he or she has now entered the buttleg zone, and is therefore in a serious and unyielding vicinity that requires immediate medical attention. In most territories of the united states and the world at large, buttleg is pronounced in a quick and sharp fashion, and the "leg" part of the word is pronounced "leekg" due to its eastern European origins...

Dude, I just sharted all over my buttleg!!!

by wordsareimportant November 5, 2010

buttrageous

A terrible situation that is considered shitty and the outcome will stink.

Custodian#1: Who spread shit all over the bathroom walls in the boys room?

Custodian#2: Oh dude, that is buttrageous!

by skypie May 31, 2011

Buttlark

Someone who overestimates himself, believing himself to be something that he is not.
Origin: A friend of mine thinks he can "sing like a lark" but he sounds like ass.

Jonny is such a Buttlark, he cries like a baby, but he thinks he is really tough.

by Sam December 3, 2003

buttwagon

buttwagon is an adjective.
It is what you call someone who is annoying and you would like to call them a butt and for emphasize you add wagon.

When your friend won't stop screaming you call them a buttwagon.

by dinkythedino August 22, 2014

Buttagirl

A buttagirl is an African American woman who weighs over 250lbs and is sexually promiscuous.

"Them buttagirls is dirty hoes!" "Yeah, but that buttagirl right there, she always comes correct"

by Richypoo87 March 26, 2010

Buttlard

the white stuff that comes out of a rectum after prolonged anal sex, usually when the anal cavity is stretched and unable to close.

Man 1: Dude, there was a cheerleader in the guys locker room
Man 2: Wait what?
Man 1: Yea, she took the whole football team up the ass, she blew out and everything
Man 2: *shudders* Ugh.. thanks for the mental image of buttlard man

by Skellitor301 June 1, 2015